It's A Privilege To Pee

by Urinetown (Musical)
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Lyrics

(Cm)“Times are hard.” “Our (Fm)cash is tight.” “You’ve (G)got no right!” I’ve heard it all be (Cm)fore.

(Cm)“Just this once” is (Fm)once too much, for (G)once they’ve onced, they’ll want to once once (Cm)more.

(Fm7)I run the on ly (Bb9)toi let in this (Ebmaj7)part of town, you (Abmaj7)see, so (D)if you’ve got to go, (CN.C.)you’ve got to (Dm)go (D7)through (G)me!

(CN.C.)It’s a priv i lege to (Cm)pee.

(Cm)Wa ter’s (G7)worth its (Cm)weight in gold, these days.

I No more (G)bath rooms (Cm)like the old en days.

I You come here and (Cm)pay a (Cm)fee

and for the (G7)priv i lege (Cm)to pee.

(CN.C.)Twen ty years we’ve had the (Cm)drought,

(Cm)and our (G7)res er (Cm)voirs have all dried up.

I take my (G)baths now (Cm)in a cof fee cup.

I boil what’s left of (Cm)it for (Cm)tea,

and it’s a (G7)priv i lege (Cm)to pee.

(CN.C.)Twen ty years we’ve had the (Cm)pee!

The (Cm)pol (G)i (Cm)ti cians (Cm)in their (Fm7)wis dom saw that there should (G7)be a law.

The (Cm)pol (G7)i (Cm)ti cians (Cm)taxed the (Fm7)toi lets, and made il (Cm)le gal pub lic u ri (D)na tion

and def e (Cm)ca tion.

So, come and give your coins to (Cm)me.

Write your name here in the (Cm)rec ord book.

The au thor i ties will (Cm)want to look

if you’ve been reg u lar with (Cm)me,

if you’ve paid the prop er (Cm)fee

(CN.C.)for the priv i lege to (Cm)pee.

(CN.C.)You think you’ve got some kind of right?

(CN.C.)You think you’ll come in here and go for free?

(CN.C.)On ly thing you’ll get is “no” for free!

(CN.C.)I’m a bus ’ness gal, you (Cm)see.

I sell the (Fm)priv i lege to (C5)pee!

The (Cm)good (Fm6)Lord (Cm)made us so we’d (Fm)piss each day,

un til we (G)piss a way.

The (Cm)good (Fm)Lord (Cm)made sure that what (Fm7)goes in men

must soon come (Cm)out a gain,

so you’re no (D)diff ’rent, then,

(CN.C.)from low ly (Cm)me.

(CN.C.)And I think I’ll charge you (Cm)twice,

or bet ter (Fm)yet, have you ar (Cm)rest ed

since you pre (Fm)fer the law gets (C5)test ed.

And in (Fm)U rine town you’ll (Cm)see

why it’s dumb to fight with (Abm)me

(CN.C.)for the priv i lege to (Cm)pee!

It's A Privilege To Pee — Easy Piano Notes for Beginners

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Learn "It's A Privilege To Pee" on piano with easy notes — perfect for absolute beginners. Large color-coded note names show exactly which keys to press. No music reading required. Key of F, 80 BPM.

Tip: Use the speed control to practice at 70% tempo first. Focus on tricky chord transitions before attempting the full arrangement.

About “It's A Privilege To Pee”

Can I play "It's A Privilege To Pee" without reading sheet music?
Yes — Easy Notes mode prints the letter name (C, D, E…) directly on each note in big color-coded labels, so you can match colors to your keyboard without any traditional notation. The whole arrangement of "It's A Privilege To Pee" is playable in minutes, even for first-time players.
What key is "It's A Privilege To Pee" by Urinetown (Musical) played in?
It's A Privilege To Pee is arranged in the key of F on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
What's the tempo (BPM) of "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
The arrangement plays at 80 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
Is "It's A Privilege To Pee" easy to play on piano?
This is a medium-difficulty arrangement. Most players can learn it within a few practice sessions using the speed control.
Can I download sheet music for "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
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Who composed "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
"It's A Privilege To Pee" was originally performed by Urinetown (Musical). The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
What chords are used in "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
This arrangement uses 19 chords: Ab, Abm, Abmaj7, Bb9, Bbm7, C, C7, Cm, +11 more.
What other songs by Urinetown (Musical) can I play here?
Try "ACT ONE FINALE", "RUN, FREEDOM, RUN!", "DON'T BE THE BUNNY". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.
Can a complete beginner play "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
Absolutely! The Beginner mode shows large color-coded notes with letter names (C, D, E...). Just match the colors to your keyboard — no music reading needed. "It's A Privilege To Pee" is simplified for beginners.
Do I need to read music to play "It's A Privilege To Pee"?
No! Our Beginner mode replaces traditional notation with color-coded letter names. Each note shows exactly which key to press. You can start playing "It's A Privilege To Pee" in minutes, even if you've never touched a piano before.