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It's A Privilege To Pee — Visual Piano Sheet Music
"It's A Privilege To Pee" in visual bar notation — see every note as a colored bar on the staff. Easier to read than traditional sheet music. Scrolls automatically as you play. Key of F, 80 BPM.
Tip: Use the speed control to practice at 70% tempo first. Focus on tricky chord transitions before attempting the full arrangement.
Lyrics
(Cm)“Times are hard.” “Our (Fm)cash is tight.” “You’ve (G)got no right!” I’ve heard it all be (Cm)fore.
(Cm)“Just this once” is (Fm)once too much, for (G)once they’ve onced, they’ll want to once once (Cm)more.
(Fm7)I run the on ly (Bb9)toi let in this (Ebmaj7)part of town, you (Abmaj7)see, so (D)if you’ve got to go, (CN.C.)you’ve got to (Dm)go (D7)through (G)me!
(CN.C.)It’s a priv i lege to (Cm)pee.
(Cm)Wa ter’s (G7)worth its (Cm)weight in gold, these days.
I No more (G)bath rooms (Cm)like the old en days.
I You come here and (Cm)pay a (Cm)fee
and for the (G7)priv i lege (Cm)to pee.
(CN.C.)Twen ty years we’ve had the (Cm)drought,
(Cm)and our (G7)res er (Cm)voirs have all dried up.
I take my (G)baths now (Cm)in a cof fee cup.
I boil what’s left of (Cm)it for (Cm)tea,
and it’s a (G7)priv i lege (Cm)to pee.
(CN.C.)Twen ty years we’ve had the (Cm)pee!
The (Cm)pol (G)i (Cm)ti cians (Cm)in their (Fm7)wis dom saw that there should (G7)be a law.
The (Cm)pol (G7)i (Cm)ti cians (Cm)taxed the (Fm7)toi lets, and made il (Cm)le gal pub lic u ri (D)na tion
and def e (Cm)ca tion.
So, come and give your coins to (Cm)me.
Write your name here in the (Cm)rec ord book.
The au thor i ties will (Cm)want to look
if you’ve been reg u lar with (Cm)me,
if you’ve paid the prop er (Cm)fee
(CN.C.)for the priv i lege to (Cm)pee.
(CN.C.)You think you’ve got some kind of right?
(CN.C.)You think you’ll come in here and go for free?
(CN.C.)On ly thing you’ll get is “no” for free!
(CN.C.)I’m a bus ’ness gal, you (Cm)see.
I sell the (Fm)priv i lege to (C5)pee!
The (Cm)good (Fm6)Lord (Cm)made us so we’d (Fm)piss each day,
un til we (G)piss a way.
The (Cm)good (Fm)Lord (Cm)made sure that what (Fm7)goes in men
must soon come (Cm)out a gain,
so you’re no (D)diff ’rent, then,
(CN.C.)from low ly (Cm)me.
(CN.C.)And I think I’ll charge you (Cm)twice,
or bet ter (Fm)yet, have you ar (Cm)rest ed
since you pre (Fm)fer the law gets (C5)test ed.
And in (Fm)U rine town you’ll (Cm)see
why it’s dumb to fight with (Abm)me
(CN.C.)for the priv i lege to (Cm)pee!
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How to Play "It's A Privilege To Pee" on Piano
- 1Pick a practice mode — Choose from Fall Down, Beginner, Lead Sheet, Bar Sheet, or Simple Sheet — each mode visualizes the music differently to match your learning style.
- 2Practice each hand separately — Use the Left, Right, and Both buttons to isolate the bass or treble part and build muscle memory one hand at a time.
- 3Adjust speed and turn on metronome — Slow down to 50% while learning, then gradually speed up. Enable the metronome to keep steady timing.
- 4Loop a section — Select a tricky part and loop it until you nail it. Perfect for mastering difficult passages.
- 5Download sheet music — Export a PDF of the sheet music to print out and practice on your real piano anytime, anywhere.