Grab a hold of your axe and (F)try to pluck out this riff.

Let your (G)shoul ders re lax, you (F)don’t wan na be so stiff.

Keep on (G)go in’ don’t stop, take it (Bb)o ver the top.

Make each (C)note real ly pop, squeeze out (Bb)ev ’ry last drop.

Give it (Eb)one fi nal whop!

And (F)yes!

You’re in the band.

Turn a cel lo this way, and it’s (F)prac ti c’lly like a bass.

Pop the strings when you play and (F)watch how you shred my (G)face.

Keep on rock in’ each note, grab it (Bb)right by the throat.

Keep the (C)rhy thm a float, don’t for (Bb)get to e mote!

And that’s (Eb)all that she wrote.

(F)Ba by, you’re in the band!

If you (G)play the pi an o, (F)you can play the keys.

So just (G)loos en it up, and (F)strut your ex per tise.

Take a (G)look at this mu sic and (Bb)let your mind ex (D)pand.

You’re in the band.

Sit your hat at the skins and (F)try to whack out a beat.

Feel the groove in your pins then (F)slow ly turn up the heat.

And now rat a tat tat.

Hit the (Bb)bass and high hat!

Make it (C)juic y and fat!

Yeah, ex (Bb)act ly like that!

And now (Eb)shut it down flat...

You’re in the band!

Now re (Ab)peat af ter me, “I pledge al (Gb)le giance to the band.”

“And I (Ab)prom ise to give Mis ter (Gb)Shnee bly full com mand.”

And with (Ab)me in con trol of the (Cb)band as a whole, we will (Db)rock and we’ll roll with our (Cb)heart and our soul.

If you’re (Fb)in, raise your hand!

I’m in the (Ab)band.

I’m in the (Db)band.

I’m in the (Ab)band.

I’m in the (Db)band.

You’re in the (Ab)band.

We’re in the (Cb)band.

You’re in the (Db)band.

We’re in the (Cb)band.

You’re in the (Ab)band!