I took her (F)out; it was a (Dm)Fri day night I wore co (F)logne to get the (Dm)feel ing right.

We start ed (F)mak ing out and she took (Dm)off my pants.

But then I (F)turned on the T (C)V

and (Bb)that’s a bout the time she walked a (Bb5)way from me.

No bod y likes you when you’re (F5)twen ty (C5)three and are still (Bb5)more a mused by (F5)T V (C5)shows.

(D5)What the hell is (Bb5)A D D?

My (F5)friends say I should (C5)act my age.

What’s my age a gain?

What’s my age a gain?

Then lat er (F)on, it on the (Dm)drive day home, I called her (F)mom to from a (Dm)pay ing phone.

I said I (F)was the cops and your hus (Dm)band’s in jail.

This state looks (F)down on sod o (C)my.

And (Bb)that’s a bout the time that bitch hung (Bb5)up on me.

No bod y likes you when you’re (F5)twen ty (C5)three and are still (Bb5)more a mused by (F5)prank phone (C5)calls.

(D5)What the hell is (Bb5)call I D?

My (F5)friends say I should (C5)act my age.

What’s my age a gain?

What’s my age a gain?

And (C5)that’s a bout the time she walked a (Bb5)way from me.

No bod y likes you when you’re (Bb5)twen ty three and you still act like you’re in (Bb5)fresh man year.

What the hell is wrong with me?

My (F5)friends say I should (C5)act my age.

What’s my age a gain?

That’s a What’s bout my the age time a that gain?

she broke (Bb5)up with me.

No one should take them selves so (Bb5)ser ious ly.

With man y years a head to (Bb5)fall in line, why would you wish that on me?

I (F5)nev er wan na (C5)act my age.

What’s my age a gain?

That’s a What’s bout my the age time a that gain?

she broke What’s my age a gain?

What’s my age a gain?

What’s my age a gain?