The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

by VeggieTales
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Lyrics

We are the

(G)pi rates

who don’t do (C)an y thing!

We just (G)stay home

and lie a (D)round!

And if you (G)ask us

to do (C)an y thing,

we’ll just (G)tell

you

we don’t do (G5)an y thing.

Well,

I’ve

nev er been to Green land, and I’ve (C)nev er been to Den ver, and I’ve (G)nev er bur ied treas ure in St.

(F)Lou is or St.

Paul!

And I’ve (G)nev er been to Mos cow, and I’ve (C)nev er been to Tam pa, and I’ve (G)nev er been to (F)Bos ton in the (G)fall!

’Cause we’re

the

(G)pi

rates

who don’t do (C)an y thing!

We just (G)stay

home

and lie a (D)round!

And if you (G)ask

us

to do (C)an y thing,

we’ll just (G)tell

you

we don’t do (G5)an y thing.

And

I

nev er hoist the main stay and I (C)nev er swab the poop deck, and I (G)nev er veer to star board ’cause I (F)nev er sail at all!

And I’ve (G)nev er walked the gang plank, and I’ve (C)nev er owned a par rot, and I’ve (G)nev er been to (F)Bos ton in the (G)fall!

’Cause we’re the

(G)fall!

And

I’ve

(G)nev er licked a (G)spark plug, and I’ve (C)nev er sniffed a (F)stink bug, and I’ve (G)nev er paint ed (G)dai sies on a (D)big red rub ber ball!

And I’ve (G)nev er bathed in (G)yo gurt, and I (C)don’t look good in (F)leg gings.

And we’ve (G)nev er been to (G)Bos ton (D7)in the (G)fall!

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything — Simple Sheet Music

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" in simplified sheet music format — the bridge between beginner modes and real sheet music. Color-coded notes with lyrics scrolling horizontally. Perfect for learning to read music. Key of G, 100 BPM.

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About “The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything”

What key is "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" by VeggieTales played in?
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is arranged in the key of G on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
What's the tempo (BPM) of "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"?
The arrangement plays at 100 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
Is "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" easy to play on piano?
This is an advanced arrangement. We recommend breaking it into sections and using the speed control to drill harder passages.
Can I download sheet music for "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"?
Yes — registered users can download PDF sheet music, plus MIDI and MusicXML files for use in other notation software.
Who composed "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"?
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" was originally performed by VeggieTales. The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
What other songs by VeggieTales can I play here?
Try "Endangered Love", "His Cheeseburger", "Lost Puppies". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.

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