If my lips ev er left my mouth,

(Bb)packed a bag and head ed south, that’d (F)be too bad.

I’d be so sad.

I see...

that’d be too (Bb)bad.

You’d be so (C)sad.

That’d be too (F)bad!

(G)If my lips said, “A di os!

I (C)don’t like you; I think you’re gross!” That’d (G)be too bad.

I might get mad.

That’d be too (C)bad.

You might get (D)mad.

That’d be too (G)bad!

(G)If my lips moved to Du luth, I (C)left a mess and took my tooth, that’d (G)be a too bad.

I’d call my dad.

That’d be too (C)bad.

You’d call your (D)dad.

That’d be too (G)bad.

That’d be too (C)bad.

I’d be so (D)sad!

I might get (G)mad, I’d call my (G)dad!

That’d be too bad.

That’d be too (D)bad?

That’d be too (G)bad!

It’s a (G)lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip!

It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a (D)lip, lip, lip!

It’s a (G)lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip!

(D)Lips!

(G)Lip, lip, lip!

(G)Ten days af ter I turned eight,

(C)got my lips stuck in a gate.

My (G)friends all laughed...

and I just...

They turned (C)blue!

What could I (D)do?

She had a (G)beard and it felt (G)weird!

My friends all (C)laughed.

(G)Os ta!