(C)Why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm)her, a (C)frail and fluf fy (G9)beau (G)ty?

(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm)fer a (C)sol id (G7)girl like (C)me?

She’s a froth y lit tle (Dm7)bub (G7)ble

with a (G7)flim sy kind of (C)charm.

And with ver y lit tle (Am7)trou ble

I could break her lit tle (Em)arm!

Oh, (C)why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm)her, so (C)ob vious ly un (G9)u (G7)sual?

(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm7)fer a (C)u sual (G7)girl like (C)me?

Her (F)cheeks are a pret ty shade of (C)pink,

but (F)not an y pink er than a (C)rose is.

Her (F)skin may be del i cate and (C)soft,

but (Am)not an y (D)soft er than a (G7)doe’s is.

(C)Her (F)neck is no whit er than a (C)swan’s,

she’s (F)on ly as dain ty as a (C)dais y.

She’s (F)on ly as grace ful as a (C)bird,

so (Am)why is the (D)fel low go ing (G7)doe’s is.

(C)Her (G7)cra zy?

Oh, (C)why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm7)her, a (C)girl who’s mere ly (G9)love (G7)ly?

(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm7)fer a (C)girl who’s (G7)mere ly (C)me?

(C)me?

What’s the mat ter with the (Dm)man?

What’s the mat ter with the (G7)man?

What’s the mat ter with the (C)man?