Never Smile At A Crocodile

by Jack Lawrence
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Lyrics

(F)Nev er smile at a croc o dile, no you (Bb)can’t get friend ly with a (F)croc o dile.

Don’t be (Dm)tak en in by his wel come grin, he’s im ag in ing how well you’d fit with (G7)in his (C)skin.

(F)Nev er smile at a croc o dile, nev er (Bb)tip your hat and stop to (F)talk a while.

Nev er (Bb)run, walk a (F)way.

Say, “Good (Bb)night,” not “Good (F)day!” Clear the (Bb)aisle and nev er (F)smile at Mis ter (C7)Croc o (F)dile.

(Bbm)You may ver y (F)well be well bred, (Bbm)lots of et i (F)quette in your head, (Bb)but there’s al ways (F)some spe cial (Bbm)case, time, or (F)place, to for (C7)get et i (F)quette.

(F)Croc

(C7)o

(F)dile.

Never Smile At A Crocodile — Falling Notes Piano Tutorial

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Watch "Never Smile At A Crocodile" by Jack Lawrence in falling notes style — like Synthesia. Color-coded notes fall onto the keyboard in real time. Practice left hand, right hand, or both. Key of F, 106 BPM.

Tip: Start at 50% speed to get comfortable with the fingering, then work your way up to full tempo.

About “Never Smile At A Crocodile”

Can I learn "Never Smile At A Crocodile" with falling notes like Synthesia?
Yes — Falling Notes mode shows colored note shapes dropping onto a virtual keyboard, the same visual style as Synthesia or piano-tile games. Each note's column matches the piano key you press. Works for "Never Smile At A Crocodile" with hands-separate practice in F at 106 BPM.
What key is "Never Smile At A Crocodile" by Jack Lawrence played in?
Never Smile At A Crocodile is arranged in the key of F on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
What's the tempo (BPM) of "Never Smile At A Crocodile"?
The arrangement plays at 106 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
Is "Never Smile At A Crocodile" easy to play on piano?
Yes — this is one of our beginner-friendly arrangements with simplified chords and color-coded notes.
Can I download sheet music for "Never Smile At A Crocodile"?
Yes — registered users can download PDF sheet music, plus MIDI and MusicXML files for use in other notation software.
Who composed "Never Smile At A Crocodile"?
"Never Smile At A Crocodile" was originally performed by Jack Lawrence. The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
What other songs by Jack Lawrence can I play here?
Try "NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE", "Tenderly". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.
Can I practice left and right hand separately for "Never Smile At A Crocodile"?
Yes! Our Top Down mode lets you isolate the left hand (bass clef), right hand (treble clef), or play both together. This makes it easy to master "Never Smile At A Crocodile" one hand at a time before combining them.
What is falling notes style for "Never Smile At A Crocodile"?
Falling notes (also known as Synthesia or piano waterfall) shows color-coded rectangles falling from the top of the screen onto a virtual keyboard. Each note's position matches the piano key you need to press. "Never Smile At A Crocodile" is in the key of F at 106 BPM.