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I am (Asus2)hang ing (B7sus)in the bath room (B7sus)at the big gest par ty (B7sus)of the fall.
I could (Asus2)stay right (B7sus)here or dis ap pear and no bod y’d e ven (B7sus)no tice (CN.C.)at all.
I’m a (Asus2)creep er (B7sus)in a bath room (B7sus)’cause my bud dy kind a (B7sus)left me a lone.
But I’d (Asus2)rath er fake (B7sus)pee than stand (Asus2)awk ward ly or pre tend to check a (B7sus)text on my phone.
Ev ’ry (G#m)thing felt fine
when I was half of a (B)pair.
Now, through no (G#m)fault of mine,
there’s no oth er half (A)there.
Now I’m just (E)Mi chael in the (B)bath room, (C#m)Mi chael in the (A)bath room at a (E)par ty.
For get how (A)long it’s (B)been.
I’m just (E)Mi chael in the (B)bath room, (C#m)Mi chael in the (A)bath room at a (G#m)par ty.
No, you (A)can’t come in!
I’m (A)wait ing it out till it’s (B)time to leave, and (C#m)pick ing at grout as I (F#7)soft ly grieve.
Oh, I’m just (E)Mi chael who you (G#7)don’t know, (C#m)Mi chael fly ing (F#7)so lo, (A)Mi chael in the (B)bath room (CN.C.)by him self,
all by him self.
I am (Asus2)hid ing, (B7sus)but he’s out there, (B7sus)just ig nor ing all our (B7sus)his to ry.
Mem ’ries (Asus2)get e (B7sus)rased and I’ll (Asus2)get re placed with a new er, cool er (B7sus)ver sion of me.
And I (G#m)hear a drunk girl sing a long to Whit ney through the (B)door,
“I wan na dance with some bod y!” And my (G#m)feel ings sink ’cause it makes me think; now there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls (B)with an y more!
Now it’s just (E)Mi chael in the (B)bath room, (C#m)Mi chael in the (A)bath room at a (E)par ty.
I half re (A)gret the (B)beers.
(E)Mi chael in the (B)bath room, (C#m)Mi chael in the (A)bath room at a (G#m)par ty, as I choke (A)back the tears.
I’ll wait as (A)long as I need till my (B)face is dry, or I’ll just (C#m)blame it on weed or some thing (F#7)in my eye.
Oh, I’m just (E)Mi chael who you (G#7)don’t know, (C#m)Mi chael fly ing (F#7)so lo, (A)Mi chael in the (B)bath room (CN.C.)by him self.
(Asus2)Knock, knock, (B7sus)knock, knock, they’re gon na (B7sus)start to shout soon.
(Asus2)Knock, knock, (B7sus)knock, knock, oh hell, yeah, (B7sus)I’ll be out soon.
(Bbsus2)Knock, knock, (C7sus)knock, knock, it sucks you (C7sus)left me here a lone, (Bbsus2)knock, knock, (C7sus)knock, knock, here in this (C7sus)teen age bat tle zone.
(Csus2)Clang, clang, (D7sus)clang, clang, I feel the (D7sus)pres sure blow ing up.
(Csus2)Bang, bang, (D7sus)bang, bang, my big mis (D7sus)take was show ing up.
(Dbsus2)Splash, splash, (Eb7sus)splash, splash, I throw some (Eb7sus)wa ter in my face and I am in a bet ter place.
I go to o pen up the door, but I can’t hear (B)knock ing an y (Asus2)more.
And I can’t (G#m)help but yearn
for a dif f’rent (B)time.
And then I (G#m)look in the mir ror and the pres ent is clear er and there’s (A)no de ny ing (E)I’m
just...
...at a (E)par ty.
Is there a (A)sad der (B)sight than...
(E)hmm,
(C#m)Mi chael in the (A)bath room at a (E)par ty?
This is a (A)hei nous (B)night.
I wish I (A)stayed at home in bed watch ing (B)ca ble porn, or wish I’d (C#m)offed mys elf in stead.
Wish I was (F#7)nev er born!
I’m just (E)Mi chael who’s a (G#7)lon er, so (C#m)he must be a (F#7)ston er.
(E)Rides a P T (G#7)Cruis er, (C#m)God, he’s such a (F#7)los er.
(E)Mi chael fly ing (G#7)so lo, (C#m)who you think that (F#7)you know.
(A)Mi chael in the (B)bath room by him self,
all, by him self,
all by him self.
And (Asus2)all you know a (B7sus)bout me (Asus2)is my (B7sus)name.
(F#)Awe some (CN.C.)par ty, (B7)I’m so (CN.C.)glad I came.
Michael In The Bathroom — Karaoke: Lyrics & Chords to Sing & Play Along
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Free karaoke for "Michael In The Bathroom" by Joe Iconis: lyrics on screen with the chords above each line and a bouncing ball that lands on every word in time. Sing along, or play along on guitar or piano from the chord chart. Change the key to fit your voice, slow the tempo down. Key of E, 90 BPM.
Tip: Break this song into sections and master each one separately. The speed control lets you drill difficult passages at any tempo.
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About “Michael In The Bathroom”
- What key is "Michael In The Bathroom" by Joe Iconis played in?
- Michael In The Bathroom is arranged in the key of E on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
- What's the tempo (BPM) of "Michael In The Bathroom"?
- The arrangement plays at 90 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
- Is "Michael In The Bathroom" easy to play on piano?
- This is an advanced arrangement. We recommend breaking it into sections and using the speed control to drill harder passages.
- Can I download sheet music for "Michael In The Bathroom"?
- Yes — registered users can download PDF sheet music, plus MIDI and MusicXML files for use in other notation software.
- Who composed "Michael In The Bathroom"?
- "Michael In The Bathroom" was originally performed by Joe Iconis. The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
- What chords are used in "Michael In The Bathroom"?
- This arrangement uses 18 chords: A, Asus2, B, B7, Bbsus2, C, C#m, C7, +10 more.
- What other songs by Joe Iconis can I play here?
- Try "Michael In The Bathroom". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.
- Is there a karaoke version of "Michael In The Bathroom" with lyrics?
- Yes — this is a free karaoke slide for "Michael In The Bathroom" by Joe Iconis. The lyrics appear on screen a line at a time and each word lights up exactly when it's sung, with a bouncing ball leading you word to word. A backing plays underneath so you can just sing.
- Does it show chords so I can play along on guitar or piano?
- It does — a chord symbol sits on a thin row just above the lyric it changes on, so the same screen doubles as a lyrics-and-chords chart. Guitarists can strum the changes and pianists can comp while singing; the chords are colour-coded and move with the live transpose if you change key.
- Can I change the key of "Michael In The Bathroom" to match my voice or capo?
- Yes. The original is in E, but the live transpose control shifts the whole song up or down semitones until the melody sits in your range (or maps to an easier guitar shape / capo position) — the on-screen chords and the backing move with it.
- Can I slow "Michael In The Bathroom" down to learn the words and chords?
- Yes — the tempo control lets you take it as slow as you need while the lyrics still light up in time and the ball keeps you on the beat. Speed it back up once you can sing and play it through.