An (C)old It (F)man when

(C)turned nine ty (Dm)eight.

fly.

He won the (C)lot ter y (F)case

and (Dm)died the next day.

bye.

He It’s a (F)black whole fly life when in your (Dm)Char don nay, knife.

and it’s a (F)death row par don thought, two (C)min utes too (Dm)late.

Is n’t it i (C)ron ic...

don’t you (C)think?

It’s like rain

on your (C)wed ding (Dm)day.

It’s the free (C)ride

when you’ve (C)al read y (Dm)paid.

It’s the good ad (C)vice

that you (C)just did n’t (Dm)take.

And (Eb)who would have (Bb)thought...

it fig (C)ures.

Mis ter (C)Play fic (F)Safe when

(C)was a fraid (Dm)to fly.

He packed his (C)suit ing” y (F)sign

and (Dm)kissed his kids good break.

He wait ed (F)his thou damn spoons when all to (Dm)take that flight, knife.

and as the (F)plane crashed down, he thought, “Well, (C)is n’t that (Dm)nice?” Is n’t it i (C)ron ic...

don’t you (C)think?

It’s like rain

on your (C)wed ding (Dm)day.

It’s the free (C)ride

when you’ve (C)al read y (Dm)paid.

It’s the good ad (C)vice

that you (C)just did n’t (Dm)take.

And (Eb)who would have (Bb)thought...

it fig (C)ures.

Mis ter (C)ures.

Well, (Bb)life has a fun ny way of sneak ing up (C)on you when you think ev ’ry thing’s O.

K.

and (Bb)ev ’ry thing’s go ing right.

And (Bb)life has a fun ny way of help ing you (C)out when you think ev ’ry thing’s gone wrong and (Bb)ev ’ry thing blows up in your face.

A (C)meet ing the man of (F)my dreams and then meet ing his (C)beau ti ful (Dm)wife.

And is n’t it i (C)ron ic,

don’t you (C)think?

A lit tle too i (C)ron ic,

and yeah, I (C)real ly do (Dm7)think it’s like rain

on your (C)wed ding (Dm)day.

It’s the free (C)ride

when you’ve (C)al read y (Dm)paid.

It’s the good ad (C)vice

that you (C)just did n’t (Dm)take.

And (Eb)who would have (Bb)thought...

it fig (C)ures.

And you know (Bbmaj7)life has a fun ny way of sneak ing up on (C)you.

(Bbmaj7)Life has a fun ny, fun ny way

of help ing you out,

help ing you (Bbmaj7)out.