An (C)old man Safe when you’re (G)turned nine ty (Am7)eight.

fly.

He won the (G)lot ter y,

and (Am7)died the next good day.

He It’s a his black fly life when in your (Am7)Char don nay.

knife.

and It’s a (C)death ing row man par don thought, and two (G)min utes too (Am7)late.

Is n’t it i ron ic...

don’t you (G)think?

It’s like rain

on your (G)wed ding (Am7)day.

It’s a free ride

when you’re (G)al read y (Am7)paid.

It’s the good ad vice

that you (G)just did n’t (Am7)take.

(Bb)Who would ’ve (F)thought...

it fig ures.

Mis ter (C)Play It jam when you’re (G)was a fraid (Am7)to fly.

He packed his (G)suit ing case

and (Am7)kissed his kids ette bye.

He wait ed ten whole damn spoons when all to (Am7)take that flight, knife.

and as the (C)plane ing crashed man down, he dreams, and “Well, (G)is n’t this (Am7)nice...” Is n’t it i ron ic...

don’t you (G)think?

It’s like rain

on your (G)wed ding (Am7)day.

It’s a free ride

when you’re (G)al read y (Am7)paid.

It’s the good ad vice

that you (G)just did n’t (Am7)take.

(Bb)Who would ’ve (F)thought...

it fig ures.

Mis ter

Well, (Fmaj7)life has a fun ny way of sneak ing up on you when you think ev ’ry thing’s O.

K.

and (Fmaj7)ev ’ry thing’s go ing right.

And (Fmaj7)life has a fun ny way of help ing you out when you think ev ’ry thing’s gone wrong and (Fmaj7)ev ’ry thing blows up in your face.

A (G)meet ing his beau ti (Am7)ful wife.

And is n’t it i (G)ron ic...

don’t you (G)think?

A lit tle too i (G)ron ic...

and yeah, I (G)real ly do think...

it’s like rain

on your (G)wed ding (Am7)day.

It’s a free ride

when you’re (G)al read y (Am7)paid.

It’s the good ad vice

that you (G)just did n’t (Am7)take.

And (Bb)who would have (F)thought, it fig ures.

And you know (Fmaj7)life has a fun ny way of sneak ing up on (G6)you.

(Fmaj7)Life has a fun ny, fun ny way

of help ing you out,

help ing you out.