(CN.C.)Be our (G)guest!

Be our (Gmaj7)guest!

Put our (G6)ser vice to the (G)test.

Tie your nap kin ’round your (G#dim)neck, che rie and (Am)we’ll pro vide the (D)rest.

Soup du (Am)jour!

Haute hors (Am(maj7))d’oeuvres!

Why, we (Am7)on ly live to (D)serve!

Try the (Am)grey stuff.

It’s de (Bbdim)lic ious!

Don’t be (Bbdim7)lieve me?

Ask the (Am)dish es!

They can (G)sing!

They can (Gmaj7)dance!

Af ter (G6)all, Miss, this is France!

And a (G)din ner here is (G7)nev er sec ond (C6)best.

Go on, un (B)fold (C#m)your men u, (B)take a (Em)glance, and then you’ll be our (Am)guest, oui, our (D)guest!

Be our (G)guest!

Beef ra (C)gout!

Cheese souf (Cmaj7)flé!

Pie and (C6)pud ding “en flam (C)bé!” We’ll pre (C)pare and serve with (C#dim7)flair a cu li (Dm7)na ry ca ba (G)ret!

You’re a (Dm)lone and you’re (Dm(maj7))scared but the (Dm7)ban quet’s all pre (G)pared.

No one’s (Dm)gloom y or com (D#dim)plain ing while the (Em7)flat ware’s (Ebm7)en ter (G)tain ing.

We tell (C)jokes.

I do (Cmaj7)tricks with my (C6)fel low can dle (C)sticks.

And it’s (C)all in per fect (C7)taste: that you can (F6)bet!

Come on and (E)lift (F#m7)your (Gm)glass.

You’ve (E)won your (Am7)own free pass to be our (Dm)guest, if you’re (G7)stressed, it’s fine (Em7)din ing we sug (A)gest.

Be our (Dm7)guest!

Be our (G)guest!

Be our (C)guest!

(Am)Life is so un nerv ing for a (E)ser vant who’s not serv ing.

He’s not (Gm)whole with out a soul to wait up (D)on.

(Fm)Ah, those good old days when we were (Em)use ful.

(Dm7)Sud den ly those good old days are (E7sus)gone.

(Fm)Most days, we just lay a round the (Em)cas tle, (Dm7)flab by, fat and la zy.

You walked (G7)in and oops a dai sy!

It’s a (C)guest!

It’s a (Cmaj7)guest!

Sakes a (C6)live!

Well, I’ll be blessed!

Wine’s been (C)poured and thank the (C#dim7)Lord, I’ve had the (Dm7)nap kins fresh ly (G)pressed.

With des (Dm)sert she’ll want (Dm(maj7))tea.

And my (Dm7)dear, that’s fine with me.

While the (Dm)cups do their soft (D#dim)shoe ing, I’ll be (Em7)bub bling!

(Ebdim7)I’ll be (Dm7)brew ing!

(G)I’ll get (C)warm, pip ing (Cmaj7)hot!

Heav en’s (C6)sakes!

Is that a spot?

Clean it (C)up!

We want the (C7)com pan y im (F6)pressed!

We’ve got a (E)lot to (F#m)do.

Is (E)it one (Am7)lump or two?

For you’re our (Dm)guest.

(She’s our (G)guest.) She’s our (Em)guest.

(She’s our (A7)guest.) Be our (D)guest!

Be our guest!

Our com mand is your re quest.

It’s been years since we had an y bod y (A)here, and we’re ob (A7)sessed: With your (Em)meal,

with your (Eb)ease,

yes in (Em7)deed

we aim to (A7)please.

While the (A7sus)can dle light’s still glow ing,

let us (C7)help you, we’ll keep go ing.

Course (C7)by (F)course,

one by (Fmaj7)one,

’til you (F6)shout, “E nough!

I’m (F)done!”

Then we’ll (Fmaj7)sing you off to (F7)sleep as you di (Bb6)gest.

To night you’ll (A7)prop your feet up, but for (Dm7)now let’s eat up.

Be our (Gm)guest!

Be our (Adim)guest!

Be our (Bb)guest!

(Bb6)Please (C)be (C7)our (F)guest!