(CN.C.)Be our (G)guest!

Be our (Gmaj7)guest!

Put our (G6)ser vice to the (G)test.

Tie your nap kin ’round your (G#dim)neck, che rie and (Am7)we pro vide the (D7)rest.

Soup du (Am)jour!

Hot hors d’œuvres!

Why, we (Am7)on ly live to (D7)serve.

Try the (Am7)grey stuff, it’s de (Bbdim)li cious!

Don’t be (Bbdim)lieve me?

Ask the dish es!

They can (G)sing!

They can (Gmaj7)dance!

Af ter all, Miss, this is France!

And a din ner here is (G7)nev er sec ond (C6)best.

Go on, un (B)fold (C#m)your men u, (B7)take a (Em)glance, and then you’ll be our (Am)guest, oui, our (D7)guest!

Be our (G)guest!

(G7)Beef ra (C)gout!

Cheese souf (Cmaj7)flé!

Pie and (C6)pud ding “en flam (C)bé!” We’ll pre pare and serve with (C#dim)flair a cu li (Dm7)na ry ca ba (G7)ret!

You’re a (Dm)lone and you’re scared but the (Dm7)ban quet’s all pre (G)pared.

No one’s (Dm7)gloom y or com (D#dim)plain ing while the (Em7)flat ware’s (Ebdim)en ter (G7)tain ing.

We tell (C)jokes.

I do (Cmaj7)tricks with my (C6)fel low can dle (C)sticks.

And it’s all in per fect (C7)taste.

That you can (F6)bet!

Come on and (E)lift (F#m7)your (Gdim)glass You’ve (E7)won your (Am7)own free pass to be our (Dm7)guest!

If you’re (G7)stressed it’s fine (Em)din ing we sug (A)gest.

Be our (Dm7)guest!

Be our (G7)guest!

Be our (C)guest!

(Am)Life is so un nerv ing for a (E)ser vant who’s not serv ing.

He’s not (Gdim)whole with out a soul to wait up (D)on.

(Fdim)Ah, those good old days when we were (Em)use ful.

(Dm7)Sud den ly, those good old days are (E7sus)gone.

Ten (Am)years, we’ve been rust ing, need ing (E)so much more than dust ing.

Need ing (Gdim)ex er cise, a chance to use our (D)skills.

(Fdim)Most days, we just lay a round the (Em)cas tle.

(Dm7)Flab by, fat and la zy.

You walked (G7)in and oops a dai sy!

It’s a (C)guest!

It’s a (Cmaj7)guest!

Sakes a (C6)live, well, I’ll be (C)blessed!

Wine’s been poured and thank the (C#dim)Lord I’ve had the (Dm7)nap kins fresh ly (G7)pressed.

With des (Dm)sert she’ll want tea.

And my (Dm7)dear, that’s fine with (G)me.

While the (Dm7)cups do their soft (D#dim)shoe ing, I’ll be (Em)bub bling!

(Ebdim)I’ll be (Dm7)brew ing!

(G7)I’ll get (C)warm, pip ing (Cmaj7)hot!

Heav en’s (C6)sakes!

Is that a (C)spot?

Clean it up!

We want the (C7)com pan y im (F6)pressed!

We’ve got a (E)lot (F#m)to do.

Is it one (Am7)lump or two for you, our (Dm7)guest?

She’s our (G7)guest!

She’s our (Em)guest!

She’s our (D7)guest!

Be our (G)guest!

Be our (Gmaj7)guest!

Our com (G6)mand is your re (G)quest.

It’s ten years since we had (G#dim)an y bod y here, and we’re ob (D7)sessed.

With your (Am)meal, with your ease, yes, in (Am7)deed, we aim to (D7)please.

While the (Am)can dle light’s still (D7)glow ing let us (G7)help you, we’ll keep go ing course by (C)course, one by (Cmaj7)one!

’Til you shout, “E nough.

I’m (C)done!” Then we’ll (Cmaj7)sing you off to (C7)sleep as you di (F6)gest.

To night you’ll (E)prop (F#m7)your feet up!

(E7)But for (Am7)now, let’s eat up!

Be our (Dm)guest!

Be our (Edim)guest!

Be our (Dm7)guest!

Please,

(G7sus)be

(G7)our

(C)guest!