(Am7)1.

Peel me a (Bb13)grape,

crush me some (Bb13)ice,

skin (G#m9)me a (Gm9)peach, (C7)save the (F7)fuzz for my (E7)pil low.

Talk to me (Bb13)nice,

talk (G#m9)to me (Gm9)nice, you’ve (C7)got to (F7)wine me

and dine me.

Don’t try to fool me,

be jewel me, ei ther a muse me,

or lose me.

I’m get ting hun gry,

peel me a (Am7)grape.

Pop me a (Bb13)cork,

french me a (Bb13)fry,

crack (G#m9)me a (Gm9)nut (C7)bring a (Am7)bowl full of (E7)bon bons.

Chill me some (Bb13)wine,

keep (G#m9)stand ing (Gm9)by, just en ter (F7)tain me,

cham pagne me,

show me you love me,

kid glove me, best way to cheer me,

cash

mere me.

I’m get ting hun gry,

(Am7)peel

(Am7)me.

Here’s how to be an ag (A7)ree ab le chap:

Love me and leave me

in lu xu ry’s lap,

(F#)hop when I hol (B13)ler,

skip when I (B13)snap, when (A)I say, “Do it,”

jump to (CN.C.)it.

3.

out for (Bb13)scotch,

boil me a (Bb13)crab,

cut (G#m9)me a (Gm9)rose, (C7)make my (F7)tea with the (E7)pet als.

Just hang a (Bb13)round,

pick (G#m9)up the (Gm9)tab, and (C7)ne ver out (F7)think me,

just mink me,

po lar bear rug me,

don’t bug me, new thun der bird me,

you heard me.

I’m get ting hun gry,

peel me a grape,

slow

(Am7)ly

Here’s how to be an ag (A7)ree ab le chap,

love me and leave me in lux u ry’s lap

hop (F#)when I hol (B13)ler, skip (F#)when I (B13)snap, when (A)I say “Do it,”

mmm

Send out for scotch,

boil (Bb13)me a crab,

cut me a (Gm9)rose (C7)make my (F7)tea with the pe tals.

Just hang a round,

pick (G#m9)up the (Gm9)tab, ne (C7)ver out (F7)think me,

just mink me, (F9)po lar bear rug me,

don’t bug me, new thund er bird me,

you heard me.

I’m

get ting hun gry,

(Bb13)Peel

me

(Am7)a

(Bb13)grape.

(Am7)Peel

me

(Bb13)peel me a (Am7)grape.