Her On a dark des ert high way,

She cool got the wind in my hair,

She warm a smell of of co li ty tas

ris ing up through the air.

Up a head in the dis tance,

(D)sweet I saw a shim mer ing light.

My head grew heav y and my sight grew dim;

I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the door way;

I heard the mis sion bell.

wine.” He said, And I was think ing to my self: this could be (E9)hea ven or this could be hell.

Then she lit up a can voi ces dle, are call ing from and she showed me the way.

There were voi ces down the cor dle ri dor; night I thought I heard them say:

“Wel come to the Ho tel Ca li for nia.

Such a (F#7)love ly place, (such a love ly place) such a (Bm)love ly face.

They (G)Plen ty of room at the Ho tel Ca li for nia.

An y (Em)time of year, (an y time of year) you can (F#7)find it here.”

Her mind is Tif fa ny twist ed.

She cool got the Mer ce des bends.

She got a lot of pret ty, pret ty boys

ris that she through calls friends.

How they dance in the court yard;

(D)sweet sum mer sweat.

My Some grew dance y to re mem ber; dim;

I some to dance to for get.

So I called up the cap tain:

I “Please the bring me my wine.” He said, “We have n’t had that spi rit here since be (E9)nine ven teen six could ty nine.”

Then And still up those can voi ces dle, are call ing from and she far a the way;

wake you up ces in the mid dle of the night I just to hear them say:

“Wel come to the Ho tel Ca li for nia.

Such a (F#7)love ly place, (such a love ly place) such a (Bm)love ly face.

They (G)liv in’ it up at the Ho tel Ca li for nia.

What a (Em)nice sur prise; (what a nice sur prise) bring your (F#7)find it here.”

(F#)al i bis.”

Mir rors on the ceil ing, I was the pink cham pagne on ice, and she said, “We are all to just the pris on ers here the of our own de vice.”

And in the mas ter’s the cham bers, “We are they gath ered for the feast.

They stab it out with their steel y knives, but they (F#7)just can’t kill the beast.

Last thing I re mem ber, I was the run ning for the door.

and she said, “We I had to find the pas sage back to the place I was be fore.

And in “Re lax,” said the night man.

“We are they pro grammed to re ceive.

You can check out an y time you like, but but (F#7)you can nev er beast.

leave.”