A man walks down the street, he says, “Why am I soft in the (C)mid dle now?
Why am I soft in the mid dle, the rest of my life is (C)so hard.
I need a pho to op por tun i ty, I want a shot at re (C)demp tion.
(F)Don’t want to end up a car toon in a (Gm7)car toon grave (C)yard.” (F)Bone dig ger, bone dig ger, (Gm7)dogs in the (C)moon light, far a way in my (Gm7)well lit door.
Mis ter (F)beer bel ly, beer bel ly, (Gm7)get these mutts a (C)way from me.
I don’t find this stuff a (Gm7)mus ing an y more.
(F)If you’ll be my (C)bod y guard (Gm7)I can be your (C)long (F)lost pal.
(F)I can call you (C)Bet ty and (Gm7)Bet ty, when you (C)call me, you can (F)call me Al.
A man walks down the street, he says, “Why am I soft in the (C)mid dle now?
Why am I soft in the mid dle, the rest of my life is (C)so hard.
I need a pho to op por tun i ty, I want a shot at re (C)demp tion.
(F)Don’t want to end up a car toon in a (Gm7)car toon grave (C)yard.” (F)Bone dig ger, bone dig ger, (Gm7)dogs in the (C)moon light, far a way in my (Gm7)well lit door.
Mis ter (F)beer bel ly, beer bel ly, (Gm7)get these mutts a (C)way from me.
I don’t find this stuff a (Gm7)mus ing an y more.
(F)If you’ll be my (C)bod y guard (Gm7)I can be your (C)long (F)lost pal.
(F)I can call you (C)Bet ty and (Gm7)Bet ty, when you (C)call me, you can (F)call me Al.
(F)call (C)me (Gm7)Al.
Call me Al.
(F)call (C)me (Gm7)Al.
Call me.
Na na na na na na na (C)na.
Na na na na.
Na na na (C)na na.
Na na na na na na na (C)na.
Na na na na.
Na na na (C)na na.
(F)Hm, hm,
hm, hm.
(F)Hm, hm,
hm, hm.
(F)If you’ll be my (C)bod y guard
(F)I can call you (C)Bet ty.
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This page shows “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of Bb at 116 BPM, a comfortable easy-level arrangement perfect for first-time learners.