The Diary Of Horace Wimp

· by Electric Light Orchestra

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(Mon (Bbmaj7)day.) Late a gain met to day.

He’d be in trou ble, though he’d (Ebmaj7)say he was (Dm7)sor ry.

He’d have to (Dm7)hur ry out

He was to the bus.

Oh oh.

(Tues (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace bod y’s was so sad.

He’d nev er had a girl that (Ebmaj7)he “Now here could (Dm7)care for.

And if he was late (Dm7)reel once more,

when she he’d be out,

Oh oh.

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

(Come on, (Bb)Make a stand, ace.) and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (You can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace gain this a girl.

He She was small and she was (Ebmaj7)ver he y (Dm7)pret ty.

He thought he (Dm7)was in love.

He was Hor a fraid.

Boo hoo.

(Thurs (Bbmaj7)day.) Asks her bod y’s for a date,

the ca fé down the street, to (Ebmaj7)mor “Now here row (Dm7)eve ning.

His head rest was my (Dm7)reel once ing

when she And said, “Yes,

O.

K.”

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

(Come on, (Bb)Hor a stand, ace.) and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (You can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Fri (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (Hor ace (Bb)Wimp.)

(Bb)(Hor ace, Hor ace, (Bb)Hor ace, Hor ace, (Eb)Hor ace, Hor ace, Hor ace, Hor ace, (Ebm)Hor ace, Hor ace, Hor ace, Hor ace,) (Bb)(Mon day, (Bb)Tues day, (Bb)Wednes day, (Bb)Thurs day, (Bb)Fri day, (Bb)Sun day.) (Bb)(Mon day, (Bb)Tues day, (Bb)Wednes day, (Bb)Thurs day, (Bb)Fri day, (Bb)Sun day.) (Bb)(Mon day, (Bb)Tues day, (Bb)Wednes day, (Bb)Thurs day, (Bb)Fri day, (Bb)Sun day.) (Bb)(Mon day, (Bb)Tues day, (Bb)Wednes day, (Bb)Thurs day, (Bb)Fri day, (Bb)Sun day.)

The Diary Of Horace Wimp by Electric Light Orchestra — Easy Piano for Kids

This page shows “The Diary Of Horace Wimp” by Electric Light Orchestra in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of Eb at 172 BPM, a medium-difficulty arrangement — try slowing the tempo down using the BPM control.

Tips for parents & teachers

Start at 50% tempo using the BPM control. Speed up only when your child can play through without stopping.
Turn on the metronome from the top bar to build steady rhythm.
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Frequently asked questions

Is "The Diary Of Horace Wimp" good for a child learning piano?: Yes — this color-coded arrangement is designed for ages 4-12. Each note is colored by pitch so kids match colors to keys, no music reading required. Lyrics sit under every note for sing-along play.
What age can start with "The Diary Of Horace Wimp"?: Children as young as 4 can follow the color-coded notes. By age 6-7 most kids can play through the song themselves with light guidance. Parent help is recommended for the first few sessions.
Do we need a piano teacher to use this?: No — the color-coded format is designed to be self-explanatory. Parents with no music background can supervise. Teachers can also use it as an introductory lesson tool.
Can we print the sheet music?: Yes — tap "Download Sheet Music" above for a free printable PDF with the same color-coded notes that appear on screen.
How many chords does "The Diary Of Horace Wimp" use?: Just 9 chords: Bb, Bbmaj7, Bbpow, Dm7, Eb, Eb7, Eb9, Ebm, +1 more. Take it one section at a time.
What other Electric Light Orchestra songs work for kids?: Try "ALL OVER THE WORLD", "ROCKARIA", "DON'T BRING ME DOWN". All play with color-coded notes; pick a familiar tune to keep kids engaged.