(Mon (Bbmaj7)day.) Late a gain met to day.

He’d be in trou ble, though he’d (Ebmaj7)say he was (Dm7)sor ry.

He’d have to (Dm7)hur ry out

He was to the bus.

Oh oh.

(Tues (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace bod y’s was so sad.

He’d nev er had a girl that (Ebmaj7)he “Now here could (Dm7)care for.

And if he was late (Dm7)reel once more,

when she he’d be out,

Oh oh.

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

(Come on, (Bb)Make a stand, ace.) and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (You can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace gain this a girl.

He She was small and she was (Ebmaj7)ver he y (Dm7)pret ty.

He thought he (Dm7)was in love.

He was Hor a fraid.

Boo hoo.

(Thurs (Bbmaj7)day.) Asks her bod y’s for a date,

the ca fé down the street, to (Ebmaj7)mor “Now here row (Dm7)eve ning.

His head rest was my (Dm7)reel once ing

when she And said, “Yes,

O.

K.”

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

(Come on, (Bb)Hor a stand, ace.) and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (You can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Fri (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” (Hor ace (Bb)Wimp.)

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