(Am)Bet ter hope your (B)pen nies

(Am7)add up to the (Dm)fee.

(Am7)We can’t have you (B)pee ing for (Am)free.

(Am)If you do, we’ll (B)catch you.

(Am7)We, we nev er (Dm)fail,

(Am7)and we nev er (B)both er with (Am)free.

(Am)jail.

You’ll get (Dm7)U rine town!

Off you’ll go to (Am)U rine town!

A way with you to (F)U rine town!

You won’t need (Am)bail.

(Bbm)You, our hum ble (C)au dience,

(Bbm7)you have come to (Ebm)see

(Bbm)what it’s like when (C)peo ple can’t pee (Bbm)free.

(Bbm)First act lasts an (C)ho ur.

(Bbm7)Don’t as sume you’re (Ebm)fine.

(Bbm)Best go now, there (C)of ten is a (Bbm)free.

(Bbm)line.

This is (Ebm7)“U rine town!”

One rest room here at (Bbm)“U rine town!”

It’s u ni sex at (Gb)“U rine town!”

All by de (Bm)sign.

(Bm)It’s the old est (C#)sto ry.

(Bm7)Mass es are op (Em)pressed.

(Bm7)Fac es, clothes, and (C#)blad ders all dis (Bm)tressed.

(Bm)Rich folks get the (C#)good life,

(Bm7)poor folks get the (Em)woe.

(Bm7)In the end, it’s (C#)noth ing you don’t (Bm)tressed.

(Bm)know.

You’re at (Em7)“U rine town!”

Your tick et should say (Bm)“U rine town!”

No re funds, this is (G)“U rine town!”

We’ll keep that (Bm)dough.

Peo ple (Bm)can’t pee free!

Peo ple (F#)can’t pee free!

Peo ple (Bm)can’t pee free, they (Em)can’t pee free (F#7)in U rine town!

(Em)U rine town!

(G)U (F#)rine (Em6)town!

(F#)On with the (Bm)show!