(F)Ev ’ry thing to day is thor ough ly (G7)mod ern.

(Check your per son al i ty.) (C7)Ev ’ry (Gm7)thing to (D#dim)day makes yes ter day (F)slow.

(F7)(Bet ter face re al i ty.) It’s not

in san i ty,

says Van i ty (Dm)Fair.

In fact,

it’s styl ish to (C7)raise your skirts and (Gm7)bob your (C7)hair!

(Raise your skirts and (Gm7)bob your (C7)hair!) (F)In a rum ble seat, the world is so (G7)co

zy (if the boy is kiss a ble).

(C7)And that (Gm7)tan go (D#dim)dance they would n’t al (A7)low

(D7)(now is quite per mis si able).

Good bye,

good good y girl,

I’m chang ing, and (D7)how.

So (Gm7)beat the (C7)drums, ’cause (Gm7)here comes thor ough ly (Gm7)mod

ern

(C7)Mil

lie

(F)now!

(F)Ev ’ry thing to day is thor ough ly (G7)mod

ern.

(Bands are get tin’ jazz i er.) (C7)Ev ’ry (Gm7)thing to (D#dim)day is start ing to (F)go.

(F7)(Cars are get tin’ snaz zi er.)

Men say

it’s crim i nal

what wom en ’ll (Dm)do.

What they’re

for get ting is (C7)this is nine teen (Gm7)twen ty (C7)two!

(This is nine teen (Gm7)twen ty (C7)two!)

(F)Have you seen the way they kiss in the (G7)mov ies

(is n’t it de lect a ble)?

(C7)Paint ing (Gm7)lips and (D#dim)pen cil lin ing your (A7)brow

(D7)(now is quite re spect a ble).

Good bye,

good good y girl, I’m chang ing, and (D7)how.

So (Gm7)beat the (C7)drums, ’cause (Gm7)here comes thor ough ly (Gm7)mod ern

(C7)Mil lie

(F)now!

(F)now!