There! Right There!

by Legally Blonde The Musical
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(Dm)There!

(A7)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that tan, well (A7#5)tend ed (Dm)skin!

Look at the kill er (A7#5)shape he’s (Dm)in!

Look at that slight ly (A7)stub bly (Dm)chin, oh (F#dim7)please, he’s (Gm)gay, (D7)to tal ly (Gm)gay!

I’m not a (Gm)bout to (Gm)cel e (E)brate.

Ev er y (F)trait could (F)in di (Bb)cate a to tal ly (Eb)straight ex (Eb)pa tri (A7)ate.

This guy’s not (Dm)gay, I (A)say, not (Dm)gay.

That is the el e phant (A7#5)in the (Dm)room.

(A7#5)Well, is it (Dm)rel e vant (A7#5)to as (Dm)sume (A7#5)that a (Dm)man who (A7)wears per (Dm)fume is (F#dim7)au to (Gm)mat i c’lly, (D7)rad i c’lly (Gm)fey?

But look at his (Gm)coiffed and (Gm)crisp y (C7)locks!

Look at his (F)silk trans (F)lu cent (Bb)socks!

There’s the e (Eb)ter nal (Eb)par a (A7)dox: look what we’re (Dm)see in’...

(Dm)What are we (B)see in’?

(G9)Is he (C7sus)gay

or Eu ro (F)pe an!

(CN.C.)Ohhh...

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

It’s (F)hard to guar an tee.

Is he (C7)gay or Eu ro pe an?

Well, (F)hey, don’t look at me!

You see they (Bb)bring their boys up diff ’rent in those (F)charm ing for eign (Eb)ports.

They (G7)play pe cu liar sports in (C)shin y (CN.C.)shirts and ti ny shorts.

(Bb)Gay or for eign fel la?

The (F)an swer could take weeks!

They both (Gm7)say things like “Ciao (C13)bel la” while they (F)kiss you on both cheeks!

Oh please.

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)man y (F)shades of (A)gray.

De (Gm7)pen ding on (C)the (F)time of day (Bb)the (Gm7)French go ei (C7)ther (Eb)way!

(D)Is he (Gm)gay or Eu ro (C7)pe an, or… (Dm)There!

(A)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that (Dm)con de (A7#5)scend ing (Dm)smirk!

Seen it on ev ’ry (A7#5)guy at (Dm)work!

That is a met ro (A7)het ’ro (Dm)jerk.

This (F#dim7)guy’s not (Gm)gay, I (D7)say no (Gm)way!

(CN.C.)That is the (Gm)el e phant (Gm)in the (C7)room!

(CN.C.)Well, is it (F)re le vant (F)to pre (Bb)sume that a (Eb)hot tie in (Eb)that cos (A7)tume is (CN.C.)au to (A)mat i c’lly, (G#dim)rad i c’lly, (Adim7)cer tain ly, flirt in’ ly (E)gay!

Of fi cial ly gay!

Swish il ly (F)gay, gay, gay, (E)gay, (F)gay!

Dam mit!

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)sty lish and re laxed.

Is he (Gm7)gay or Eu ro (C7)pe an?

I (F6)think his (CN.C.)chest is waxed.

But they (Bb)bring their boys up diff ’rent there, it’s (F)cul tur ’ly di (Cm)verse.

It’s (G7)not a fash ion curse if he (C7)wears a (CN.C.)kilt or bears a purse!

(Bb)Gay or just ex ot ic?

I (F)still can’t crack the code.

Yeah, his (Gm7)ac cent is hyp (C13)not ic, but his (F)shoes are (CN.C.)point y toed.

Huh.

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)man y (F)shades of (A)gray!

But (Gm7)if he turns (C)out (F)straight, I’m free (Bb)at (Gm7)eight on Sat (C7)ur (Eb)day!

(D)Is he (Gm)Gay?

Or Eu ro pe an?

Gay?

Or Eu ro pe an?

(Bb)Gay or Eu (C9)ro… (CN.C.)Wait a min ute!

This man is (C)gay AND Eu ro pe an!

Whoa!

And (G)nei ther is dis grace!

Oh!

You (Am7)got to stop your (D7)be in’ a com (G)plete ly clos et case.

D’oh!

It’s (C)me, not her, he’s see in’, no (G)mat ter what he (Dm)say!

I (Am7)swear he nev (D7)er, (G)ev er, ev (C)er (Am6)swing the oth (B)er (F)way!

You (Am)are so (G)gay, you (Am)big par (F#dim)fait, you (F)flam ing one man (E)cab a ret!

I’m (Am)straight!

You (CN.C.)were not yes ter day!

So if I may, I’m proud to say he’s (G)gay!

He’s gay!

Please!

Gay!

(CN.C.)Fine, o kay, I’m gay!

(D)Hoo (G)ray!

There! Right There! — Falling Notes Piano Tutorial

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Watch "There! Right There!" by Legally Blonde The Musical in falling notes style — like Synthesia. Color-coded notes fall onto the keyboard in real time. Practice left hand, right hand, or both. Key of G, 180 BPM.

Tip: Use the speed control to practice at 70% tempo first. Focus on tricky chord transitions before attempting the full arrangement.

About “There! Right There!

Can I learn "There! Right There!" with falling notes like Synthesia?
Yes — Falling Notes mode shows colored note shapes dropping onto a virtual keyboard, the same visual style as Synthesia or piano-tile games. Each note's column matches the piano key you press. Works for "There! Right There!" with hands-separate practice in G at 180 BPM.
What key is "There! Right There!" by Legally Blonde The Musical played in?
There! Right There! is arranged in the key of G on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
What's the tempo (BPM) of "There! Right There!"?
The arrangement plays at 180 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
Is "There! Right There!" easy to play on piano?
This is a medium-difficulty arrangement. Most players can learn it within a few practice sessions using the speed control.
Can I download sheet music for "There! Right There!"?
Yes — registered users can download PDF sheet music, plus MIDI and MusicXML files for use in other notation software.
Who composed "There! Right There!"?
"There! Right There!" was originally performed by Legally Blonde The Musical. The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
What chords are used in "There! Right There!"?
This arrangement uses 42 chords: A, A7, Adim, Adim7, Am, Am6, Am7, B, +34 more.
What other songs by Legally Blonde The Musical can I play here?
Try "OMIGOD YOU GUYS", "SERIOUS", "SO MUCH BETTER". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.
Can I practice left and right hand separately for "There! Right There!"?
Yes! Our Top Down mode lets you isolate the left hand (bass clef), right hand (treble clef), or play both together. This makes it easy to master "There! Right There!" one hand at a time before combining them.
What is falling notes style for "There! Right There!"?
Falling notes (also known as Synthesia or piano waterfall) shows color-coded rectangles falling from the top of the screen onto a virtual keyboard. Each note's position matches the piano key you need to press. "There! Right There!" is in the key of G at 180 BPM.

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