There! Right There!

by Legally Blonde The Musical
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(Dm)There!

(A7)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that tan, well (A7#5)tend ed (Dm)skin!

Look at the kill er (A7#5)shape he’s (Dm)in!

Look at that slight ly (A7)stub bly (Dm)chin, oh (F#dim7)please, he’s (Gm)gay, (D7)to tal ly (Gm)gay!

I’m not a (Gm)bout to (Gm)cel e (E)brate.

Ev er y (F)trait could (F)in di (Bb)cate a to tal ly (Eb)straight ex (Eb)pa tri (A7)ate.

This guy’s not (Dm)gay, I (A)say, not (Dm)gay.

That is the el e phant (A7#5)in the (Dm)room.

(A7#5)Well, is it (Dm)rel e vant (A7#5)to as (Dm)sume (A7#5)that a (Dm)man who (A7)wears per (Dm)fume is (F#dim7)au to (Gm)mat i c’lly, (D7)rad i c’lly (Gm)fey?

But look at his (Gm)coiffed and (Gm)crisp y (C7)locks!

Look at his (F)silk trans (F)lu cent (Bb)socks!

There’s the e (Eb)ter nal (Eb)par a (A7)dox: look what we’re (Dm)see in’...

(Dm)What are we (B)see in’?

(G9)Is he (C7sus)gay

or Eu ro (F)pe an!

(CN.C.)Ohhh...

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

It’s (F)hard to guar an tee.

Is he (C7)gay or Eu ro pe an?

Well, (F)hey, don’t look at me!

You see they (Bb)bring their boys up diff ’rent in those (F)charm ing for eign (Eb)ports.

They (G7)play pe cu liar sports in (C)shin y (CN.C.)shirts and ti ny shorts.

(Bb)Gay or for eign fel la?

The (F)an swer could take weeks!

They both (Gm7)say things like “Ciao (C13)bel la” while they (F)kiss you on both cheeks!

Oh please.

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)man y (F)shades of (A)gray.

De (Gm7)pen ding on (C)the (F)time of day (Bb)the (Gm7)French go ei (C7)ther (Eb)way!

(D)Is he (Gm)gay or Eu ro (C7)pe an, or… (Dm)There!

(A)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that (Dm)con de (A7#5)scend ing (Dm)smirk!

Seen it on ev ’ry (A7#5)guy at (Dm)work!

That is a met ro (A7)het ’ro (Dm)jerk.

This (F#dim7)guy’s not (Gm)gay, I (D7)say no (Gm)way!

(CN.C.)That is the (Gm)el e phant (Gm)in the (C7)room!

(CN.C.)Well, is it (F)re le vant (F)to pre (Bb)sume that a (Eb)hot tie in (Eb)that cos (A7)tume is (CN.C.)au to (A)mat i c’lly, (G#dim)rad i c’lly, (Adim7)cer tain ly, flirt in’ ly (E)gay!

Of fi cial ly gay!

Swish il ly (F)gay, gay, gay, (E)gay, (F)gay!

Dam mit!

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)sty lish and re laxed.

Is he (Gm7)gay or Eu ro (C7)pe an?

I (F6)think his (CN.C.)chest is waxed.

But they (Bb)bring their boys up diff ’rent there, it’s (F)cul tur ’ly di (Cm)verse.

It’s (G7)not a fash ion curse if he (C7)wears a (CN.C.)kilt or bears a purse!

(Bb)Gay or just ex ot ic?

I (F)still can’t crack the code.

Yeah, his (Gm7)ac cent is hyp (C13)not ic, but his (F)shoes are (CN.C.)point y toed.

Huh.

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)man y (F)shades of (A)gray!

But (Gm7)if he turns (C)out (F)straight, I’m free (Bb)at (Gm7)eight on Sat (C7)ur (Eb)day!

(D)Is he (Gm)Gay?

Or Eu ro pe an?

Gay?

Or Eu ro pe an?

(Bb)Gay or Eu (C9)ro… (CN.C.)Wait a min ute!

This man is (C)gay AND Eu ro pe an!

Whoa!

And (G)nei ther is dis grace!

Oh!

You (Am7)got to stop your (D7)be in’ a com (G)plete ly clos et case.

D’oh!

It’s (C)me, not her, he’s see in’, no (G)mat ter what he (Dm)say!

I (Am7)swear he nev (D7)er, (G)ev er, ev (C)er (Am6)swing the oth (B)er (F)way!

You (Am)are so (G)gay, you (Am)big par (F#dim)fait, you (F)flam ing one man (E)cab a ret!

I’m (Am)straight!

You (CN.C.)were not yes ter day!

So if I may, I’m proud to say he’s (G)gay!

He’s gay!

Please!

Gay!

(CN.C.)Fine, o kay, I’m gay!

(D)Hoo (G)ray!

There! Right There! — Classic Piano Sheet Music

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Read "There! Right There!" by Legally Blonde The Musical in classic piano notation — both hands, real chords + notes, in the published key of G. Engraved server-side from the publisher MusicXML; click any note to jump there as the score follows along at 180 BPM.

Tip: Use the speed control to practice at 70% tempo first. Focus on tricky chord transitions before attempting the full arrangement.

About “There! Right There!

Is this the same engraved sheet music a piano teacher would print for "There! Right There!"?
Yes — the score is rendered server-side from the publisher MusicXML using Verovio (the same engine RISM and OpenScore use). Standard piano notation, treble + bass staves, real chord symbols, key signature G. Print-quality and identical to what you'd see in a printed piano book.
What key is "There! Right There!" by Legally Blonde The Musical played in?
There! Right There! is arranged in the key of G on Super Simple Piano. You can transpose to any other key live in the player.
What's the tempo (BPM) of "There! Right There!"?
The arrangement plays at 180 BPM. Use the speed control (10-200%) to practice slower or play faster.
Is "There! Right There!" easy to play on piano?
This is a medium-difficulty arrangement. Most players can learn it within a few practice sessions using the speed control.
Can I download sheet music for "There! Right There!"?
Yes — registered users can download PDF sheet music, plus MIDI and MusicXML files for use in other notation software.
Who composed "There! Right There!"?
"There! Right There!" was originally performed by Legally Blonde The Musical. The Super Simple Piano arrangement is simplified for beginner-to-intermediate players.
What chords are used in "There! Right There!"?
This arrangement uses 42 chords: A, A7, Adim, Adim7, Am, Am6, Am7, B, +34 more.
What other songs by Legally Blonde The Musical can I play here?
Try "OMIGOD YOU GUYS", "SERIOUS", "SO MUCH BETTER". All are in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.
Is this the same notation a piano teacher would hand me?
Yes — "There! Right There!" is rendered at engraver quality (the Verovio engine, the same toolkit RISM and OpenScore editions use) from the original publisher MusicXML. You get standard piano notation: treble + bass clefs, key signature G, time signature, beams, dynamics — everything a printed sheet music book would have. Great for piano students learning to read music properly.
What's the difference between Sheet Music and the other modes here?
Sheet Music is the "classic" view — the one your piano teacher uses. Other modes (Beginner, Fall Down, Simple Sheet, Lead Sheet) trade real notation for color-coded notes and falling shapes to help absolute beginners. Use Sheet Music once you're ready to read both hands at once from real notation.
Can I practice from this view at my own pace?
Yes — slow the tempo from 180 BPM down (or up) without changing the pitch. The score scrolls in time and the currently playing note is highlighted, so you can drill a tough bar at half speed and bump it up once it feels comfortable.
Why can I click a note in the score?
Every notehead is interactive. Click and the audio jumps to that moment so you can drill a specific phrase or bar instead of replaying from the top. The currently playing note is highlighted as the music advances so your eye never loses its place.
Can I download the sheet music as a PDF?
Yes — Sheet Music PDF is one of the download formats for this song. The engraved score prints page-perfect on A4 / Letter so you can practice from paper as well as on screen.

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