Well, hel (Em)lo there, it’s me with how it’s gon na be.

Set (C)tle down

and lis ten up good.

The old (Em)Hat ter is gone but the hat must go on, worn (C)by me.

Is that un der stood?

So shut (Am7)up and toe the line

while I re de fine how this (Em)all will be (C7)mine.

I have a (Am7)dream

that’s got a full head of (B7sus4)steam.

What is (Em)true, what is not, can both change in a shot, and, peo ple, (C)me,

I could n’t care less

’cause in (Em)two sec onds flat, liv in’ un der my hat is the (C)strat e gy for suc cess.

(B)I will (Am7)look the oth er way

when you wan na play

some thing (Em)more than cro (C7)quet.

You catch my (Am7)drift?

My lit tle per son al (B7sus4)gift.

(B7)I’m the (Em)Mad

Hat ter.

Come and fol low me; this is it.

The (Em)Mad

Hat ter.

All you got ta do is sub (B)mit.

And if you (Am)don’t, my friend, well then, (B)in the end, there’ll be (Em)noth ing left to de (C7)fend.

Know what I mean?

When you are fac in’ the (Em(maj9))queen.

Up per (Em)cased, dou ble spaced, ev ’ry one gets a taste and a (C)brand new leath er hat (Give me the hat!) But to (Em)par tic i pate, let me re it er ate, you must (C)first

put me in com (B7)mand.

I’m the (Am7)won der, un der stand.

Un der Won der land, put the (Em)reigns in my hands.

I’ll do the (Am7)rest

as soon as you’ve ac qui (Bsus4)esced.

I’m the Mad (Mad Hat ter,

Mad ter, Hat ter.)

of fer in’ a lit tle bit more.

(So cra zy.

The Mad Mad Hat ter,

Mad ter, Hat ter.)

giv in’ you what you’re look in’ (B)for.

I am your (Am)best worst case for the (B)choice you face.

I’m the (Em)fast est (Em)rat in the race.

It’s me or the (Am)queen

and her se rene guil lo (Em(maj9))tine.

(F9)There

is

(E9)noth

ing

(Eb9)I

won’t

(D9)do.

(Db9)There

is

(C9)noth

ing

(B9)too

ta

boo.

I will (Am7)lie.

(She lies.

I will (B7)cheat.

She cheats.) I will (Em)track you down and then (C7)hit de lete

tout’ (Am)suite.

So, sweet ie,

let (B)me re peat:

I’m

the

Mad (Mad Hat ter,

Mad ter, Hat ter.)

pledge al le giance while you still can.

(Uh, uh, uh.

The Mad Mad Hat ter,

Mad ter, Hat ter.)

more than just a hat with a (C)plan.

I am where (Bbm)you be long, the right (C)kind of wrong, and I’ll (Fm)still be (Fm)go in’ real (Db7)strong.

The bot tom (Bbm)line

is ev ’ry thing will be (Fm)fine

(Db7)as all the (C7)plan ets a (Fm)lign.

It’s gon na (C7sus4)be so di (Fm)vine

when all of (C)this will be (Fm(maj9))mine.