(Dbsus)Wel come to The Grand Il lu sion; come on in and see what’s hap p’nin’, pay the price, get your tick ets for the (Ab)show.

The (Dbsus)stage is set, the band starts play in’.

sud den ly your heart is pound ing, wish ing se cret ly you were a (Ab)star.

Don’t be fooled by a ra di o,

the T V or the mag a (Bbm)zines.

They’ll show you pho to graphs

of how your life should be, but they’re just some one el se’s (Bbm)fan ta (Absus)sies.

So if you think your life is com plete con fu sion,

be cause you nev er win the (Bbm)game,

just re mem ber that it’s a grand il lu sion,

’cause deep in side we’re all the (Absus)same,

all the (Bbm)same.

So if you think your life is com plete con fu sion,

’cause your neigh bor’s got it (Bbm)made,

just re mem ber that it’s a grand il lu sion;

deep in side we’re all (Absus)the same.

A (Dbsus)mer i ca spells com pe ti tion, join us in our blind am bi tion, get your self a brand new mo tor (Bbm)car.

(Dbsus)Some day soon we’ll stop to pon der, what on earth’s this spell we’re un der.

We made the grade and still we won der who the hell we are.