Please al low me to in tro (D)duce my self;

I’m a (A)man of wealth and (E)taste.

I’ve been a round for a long, long year, stole (A)man y a man’s soul and (E)faith.

I was a round

when (D)Je sus Christ had his (A)mo ment of doubt and (E)pain.

Made damn sure (D)Pi late washed his (A)hands

and sealed his (E)fate.

Oh!

Pleased to meet you;

hope you guess my name.

Oh, yeah.

But what’s (B)puz zlin’ you is the na ture of my (E)game.

I stuck a round Saint (D)Pe ters burg

when I (A)saw it was a time for a change.

I killed the czar and his (D)min is ters;

An a (A)sta sia

screamed in (E)vain.

I rode a tank, held a (D)gen ’ral’s rank when the (A)Blitz krieg raged and the (E)bod ies stank.

Ooh.

Pleased to meet you;

hope you guess my name.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, what’s (B)puz zlin’ you is the na ture of my (E)game.

Ha, ha!

I (Ooh, watched with ooh.

glee as your kings Ooh, and ooh.

queens fought for ten dec Ooh, ades ooh.

for the gods they Ooh, made.

ooh.

I shout ed out, Ooh, ooh.

“Who killed the Ken ne dys?” Ooh, ooh.

When af ter all, Ooh, ooh.

it was you and Ooh, me.

ooh.

So Ooh, let me ooh.

please in tro duce my Ooh, self; ooh.

I’m a man Ooh, of ooh.

wealth and taste.

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Ooh, I ooh.

laid traps for trou ba dours Ooh, ooh.

who get killed be fore Ooh, they ooh.

reach Bom bay.

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(Ooh, Pleased to ooh.

meet you;

Ooh, hope you ooh.

guess my name.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh, ooh.

But what’s puz zlin’ Ooh, ooh.

you is the na ture ooh.

of my game.

Ooh, ooh.

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game.

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Just as ev ’ry cop’s a (D)crim i nal

and (A)all the sin ners saints,

as heads is tails, just call me (D)Lu ci fer, ’cause I’m in (A)need of some re (E)straint.

If you meet me (Ooh, ooh.

have some cour te sy, Ooh, ooh.

have some sym pa Ooh, thy ooh.

and some taste.

Ooh, ooh.

Use all Ooh, your ooh.

well learned pol i Ooh, tesse, ooh.

or I’ll lay Ooh, your ooh.

soul to waste.

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(Ooh, Pleased to ooh.

meet you;

Ooh, hope you ooh.

guess my name.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh, ooh.

But what’s puz zlin’ Ooh, ooh.

you is the na ture ooh.

of my game.

Ooh, ooh.

Oh, yeah.

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