I (F)broke my bat on (Bb)John ny’s (F)head; (G7)some bod y (C7)snitched on (F)me.

I hid a frog in (Bb)sis ter’s (F)bed; (G7)some bod y (C7)snitched on (F)me.

I spilled some (F#dim)ink on (Gm)Mom my’s (Gb7)rug, (Gm7)I made (C7)Tom my (F)eat a bug, (Dm)bought some gum with a (Gm)pen ny slug; (C7)some bod y snitched on (F)me.

(C7)Oh, (F)I’m get tin’ (Am)nut tin’ for (Dm)Christ mas,

(Gm)Mom my and (Eb)Dad dy are (C7)mad.

(F)I’m get tin’ (Am)nut tin’ for (Dm)Christ mas,

’cause (Gm)I ain’t been (C7)nut tin’ but (F)bad.

I (F)put a tack on (Bb)teach er’s (F)chair; (G7)some bod y (C7)snitched on (F)me.

I tied a knot in (Bb)Su sie’s (F)hair; (G7)some bod y (C7)snitched on (F)me.

I did a (F#dim)dance on (Gm)Mom my’s (Gb7)plants, (Gm7)climbed a (C7)tree and (F)tore my pants.

(Dm)filled the sug ar a (Gm)bowl with ants; (C7)some bod y snitched on (F)me.

(C7)So, (F)I’m get tin’ (Am)nut tin’ for (Dm)Christ mas,

(Gm)Mom my and (Eb)Dad dy are (C7)mad.

(F)I’m get tin’ (Am)nut tin’ for (Dm)Christ mas,

’cause (Gm)I ain’t been (C7)nut tin’ but (F)bad.

I (F)bad.

So you (C)bet ter be good, what (D)ev er you do, ’cause (C7)if you’re bad I’m (Am)warn ing (D7)you, (Gm)you’ll get (C7)nut tin’ for (F)Christ mas.