Lyrics
“Wel come to the real world,” she (Bbmaj9)said to me con de scend ing ly.
“Take (Dm7)a seat,
take your life.
Plot it out in black and white.”
Well, I nev er lived the dreams of the prom kings and the dra ma queens.
I’d like to think the (Dm7)best of me
is still hid ing (G7)up my sleeve.
They (Bbmaj9)love to tell you, “Stay in side the lines.”
But (G7)some thing’s bet ter (Bbmaj9)on the oth er side.
I wan na run through the halls of my high school.
I wan na scream at the top (Eb7)of my lungs.
I just found out there’s no such (Eb7)thing as the real world.
Just a lie you’ve got to (Eb7)rise a (Fmaj9)bove.
So the good boys and girls take the (Bbmaj9)so called right track, fad ed white hats, grab bing cred (Dm7)its and may be trans fers.
They (Fm9)read all the books but they can’t find the an swers.
And all of our par ents, they’re get ting old er.
I won der if they’ve wished for an y thing (Dm7)bet ter while in their mem ’ries, ti ny (G7)trag e dies.
They
I am in vin (Bb)ci ble.
I am in vin (Bb)ci ble.
I am in (Bb)vin ci ble as (Ab)long as I’m a live.
I wan na run through the halls of my high school.
I wan na scream at the top (Eb7)of my lungs.
I just found out there’s no such (Eb7)thing as the real world.
Just a lie you’ve got to (Eb7)rise a (Fmaj9)bove.
I just can’t wait till my ten year re un ion.
I’m gon na bust down the (Eb7)dou ble doors.
And when I stand on these (Eb7)ta bles be (Fmaj9)fore you, you will know what all this (Eb7)time was for.
No Such Thing by John Mayer
Easy piano arrangement in the key of Bb at 120 BPM. Difficulty: easy. Color-coded notes — no sheet-reading skill required.
About “No Such Thing”
- What key is "No Such Thing" in?
- "No Such Thing" by John Mayer is in the key of Bb with a tempo of 120 BPM. Difficulty: easy.
- Is "No Such Thing" easy to play on piano?
- Yes — this arrangement is rated easy, meaning it uses simple chord patterns and a manageable tempo. Most beginners can play through it in 1-3 practice sessions using our color-coded notes.
- Can I play "No Such Thing" without reading sheet music?
- Yes. Our player offers a falling-notes mode (Synthesia-style) and a beginner mode with color-coded keys — both let you play along without reading traditional notation.
- How long does it take to learn "No Such Thing" on piano?
- 1–3 short practice sessions for the basics; 2–3 weeks to perform confidently with both hands.
- What other songs by John Mayer can I play here?
- Try "Something's Missing", "Clarity", "Friends, Lovers or Nothing". All are available in our player with color-coded notes; pick the one matching your level.