In the e vent of some thing hap pen ing to me,

there is some thing I would like you all to (D7)see.

It’s just a (G)pho to graph of some one that I (Am)knew.

Have you (G)seen my (C)wife, Mis ter (G)Jones?

Do you know what it’s (C)like on the (F)out side?

Don’t go talk ing too loud, you’ll cause a (E)land slide, Mis ter (Am)Jones.

I keep strain ing my ears to hear a sound;

may be some one is dig ging un der (D7)ground.

Or have they (G)giv en up and all gone home to (Am)bed,

think ing (D7)those who once ex ist ed must be (G)dead?

Have you (G)seen my (C)wife, Mis ter (G)Jones?

Do you know what it’s (C)like on the (F)out side?

Don’t go talk ing too loud, you’ll cause a (E)land slide,

Mis ter (Am)Jones.

In the e (Am)Jones.