It’s a (F)God aw ful small af fair

to the (D)girl with the mou sy hair,

but her (Gm)mum my is yell ing no,

and her (C)dad dy has told her to go.

But her (F)friend is no where to be seen,

now she (D)walks through her sunk en dream

to the (Gm)seat with the clear est view,

and she’s (C)hooked to the sil ver screen.

But the (Caug)film is a sad dening bore,

for she’s (Ab)lived it ten times or more.

She could (Faug)spit in the eyes of fools

as they (B)ask her to fo cus on (Bb)sail lors (Eb)fight ing in the dance hall.

Oh, man, (Gbaug)look at those cave men (F)go.

It’s the frea ki est show.

Take a look at the (Bb)law man (Eb)beat ing up the wrong guy.

Oh, man, (Gbaug)won der if he’ll ev er know

he’s in the best sell ing show.

Is there life on (Gm)Mars?