If I

did n’t know bet ter,

I’d hang my (F#m)hat right (Bm)there.

If I

did n’t know bet ter,

I’d (Bm)fol low you up the stairs.

Stop

say in’ those

sweet things

you know I like to hear.

The horns

are blow in’ loud er,

they’re (Bm)play in’, strol lin’ near.

(Em)Why

do I keep drink in’?

(Em)Wast in’ my time

(Bm)on you.

If I

did n’t know bet ter,

dam mit, I

do.

There’s a hole in what you’re say in’.

I can plain ly see

you’ve a (F#7)lov

er that’s wait in’,

but (Bm)ba by, you’re right here with me.

Oh, you might as well be the dev il,

keep in’ me out past three.

Well, you’re the (F#7)one

with that ap ple,

but (Bm)ba by, you can’t blame me.

Oh, why

don’t you (Bm)keep drink in’?

(Em)Get me one night with (Bm)you.

If I

did n’t know bet ter,

dam mit, (Bm)I

do.

Ooh,

ba by, I do.

Ba by, you’re right here with me.

Sweet dad dy, you know that I do.