A (E5)hus tler shoot in’ eight ball, for (D5)throw in’ (E5)darts (D5)ma (E5)at the wall, (E5)feel in’ damn near ten feet tall, for (E5)here she comes, Lord, help us all.

er.

(F#7)Old T Doub ya’s girl friend done (G7)slapped him out his chair.

We (A7)Poor old boy, it ain’t his fault, it’s (D)so hard not to stare at that (E5)honk y tonk ba donk a donk.

Keep in’ per fect rhy thm, make you wan na swing a long.

Got it (A7)go in’ on like Don key Kong.

And (E5)oo, wee, shut my mouth, slap your grand ma.

There (F#)ought a be a law, get the (G)sher iff on the phone.

(A)Lord, have mer cy, how’d she e ven (D)get those britch es on that (E5)honk y tonk ba (D5)donk a donk?

Now, (E5)hon ey, you can’t blame her for (D5)what her (E5)ma (D5)ma (E5)gave the her.

(E5)It ain’t right to hate feet her for (E5)work in’ in that mon ey mak er.

(F#7)Band shuts down at two, but we’re (G7)hang in’ out till three.

We (A7)hate to see her go, his fault, but, (D)Lord, to watch her leave with that (E5)honk y tonk ba donk a donk.

Keep in’ per fect rhy thm, make you wan na swing a long.

Got it (A7)go in’ on like Don key Kong.

And (E5)oo, wee, shut my mouth, slap your grand ma.

There (F#)ought a be a law, get the (G)sher iff on the phone.

(A)Lord, have mer cy, how’d she e ven (D)get those britch es on that (E5)honk y tonk ba (D5)donk a donk?

Now,

We don’t (A7)care a bout the drink in’, bare ly lis ten to the band.

Our hands, they start to shak in’ when she gets the urge to dance.

Driv in’ (F#)ev ’ry bod y cra zy, you (G)think you fell in love.

Boys, you (A7)bet ter keep your dis tance, you can (C)look, but you can’t (D)touch that

That (E5)honk y tonk ba (D5)donk a donk.

(D)Yeah, (A)that (E5)honk y (D5)tonk ba donk a (D5)donk.

That (E5)honk y (D5)tonk ba donk a (D5)donk.

(A)That (E5)honk y (D5)tonk ba donk a (D5)donk.

(A)That