I am (C)not dead yet, I can (G7)dance and I can sing.

I am not dead yet, I can (C)do the High land Fling.

I am not dead yet, no (F)need to go to bed.

No (G)need to call a (G7)doc tor, ’cause I’m (C)not (F)yet (C)dead.

He is (C)not yet dead, that’s can (G7)what the geez er said.

Oh, he’s not yet dead, that can (C)man is off his head.

He is not yet dead.

no (F)Put him back in bed.

No (G)Keep him off the (G7)cart be cause he’s (C)not (F)yet (C)dead.

He is (C)not (F)yet (C)dead.

Well, (C)now he’s dead.

You (G7)whacked him on the head.

Sure, now he’s dead.

It (C)makes me just see red.

You are such a brute to (F)mur der that old coot.

You (G)hom i cid al (G7)bas tard, now he’s (C)real (F)ly (C)dead.

(CN.C.)Who is the knave who put him in his grave and who needs to man age his an ger?

My (F)name is Lan ce (C7)lot.

I’m big and strong and (F)hot.

Oc ca sional ly I (C7)do some things that I should (F)not.

I (G)want to be a (C)knight but (G)I don’t like to (C)fight.

I’m (G)rath er scared I (C)may

(D7)sim ply run a (G)way.

I’ll be (Ab)right with you, Rob in, (Eb7)through and through and through.

So, stick with me and I’ll (Ab)show you what to do.

We’ll re main good chums.

You can (Db)teach me how to (Ddim)dance.

We’re (Eb7)go ing to en list.

I’m Rob in (Ab)and (Db)I’m (Ab)Lance.

(E7)Oh, we’re (A)off to war be (E7)cause we’re not yet dead.

We will all en list as the (A)Knights that Ar thur led.

I am com ing, too.

My (D)name will be Sir (D#dim)Fred.

(E7)I’ll be your mu si cian ’cause I’m (A)not (D)yet (A)dead.

(D7)No, we’re (G)not yet dead.

To (D7)Cam e lot we go to en list in stead, to (G)try and make some dough.

And so, al though we (C)should have stayed in bed, we’re (D7)go ing off to war be cause we’re (G)not (C)yet (G)dead.

We’re (D7)go ing off to war.

We’ll have girl friends by the score.

(CN.C.)We’ll be shot by Mi chael Moore, ’cause we’re (D7)not

yet

(G)dead.

(G)Not (C)yet (G)dead.