If you (F)save your self for mar riage, you’re a bore.

If you don’t (Dm)save your self for mar riage, you’re a hor ri ble per son.

If (Bb)you won’t have a drink, then you’re a prude.

But they’ll (Gm7)call you a drunk as soon as (C)you down the first one.

If (F)you can’t lose the weight, then you’re just fat.

But (Dm)if you lose too much, then you’re on crack.

You’re (Bb)damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t.

So, you (Gm7)might as well just do what (C)ev er you want.

So, (F)make lots of noise,

(Dm)kiss lots of boys, or (F)kiss lots of girls if that’s (Gm7)some thin’ you’re (C7)in to.

When the straight and nar row (C)gets a (Dm)lit tle too straight, roll up a joint, or don’t.

Just (F)fol low your ar row wher (C)ev er it (F)points.

(C)Yeah, (Dm)fol low your (F)ar row wher (C)ev er it points.

If (F)you don’t go to church, you’ll go to hell.

If you’re the first one on the front row, you’re a self right eous son of a...

(Bb)Can’t win for los in’, you’ll just dis ap point ’em.

Just (Gm7)’cause you can’t beat ’em, don’t (C)mean you should join ’em.

So, (F)make lots of noise,

(Dm)kiss lots of boys, or (F)kiss lots of girls if that’s (Gm7)some thin’ you’re (C7)in to.

When the straight and nar row gets a (Dm)lit tle too straight, roll up a joint, or don’t.

Just (F)fol low your ar row wher (C)ev er it (F)points.

(C)Yeah, (Dm)fol low your (F)ar row wher (C)ev er it (F)points.

Say what you think,

(Dm)love who you love, ’cause (F)you just get so man y (Dm)trips ’round the sun.

Yeah, you (Bb)on ly,

(Gm7)on

ly live (F)once.

So, (F)points.