Your fall en tears have (F#m)called to me.

So (E)here comes my sweet (D)rem e dy.

I (A)know what ev ’ry (A)prin cess needs

for her to live life (E7)hap pi ly.

With just a (F)wave of my (F)mag ic (F)wand, your (Bb)trou bles will (Bb)soon be (Bb)gone.

With a (G7)flick of the wrist and (C)just a (G7)flash, you’ll (C)land a prince with a (Bb)ton of cash; a (F)high priced (F)dress made by (F)mice, no less; some (Bb)crys tal glass (Bb)pumps and (Bb)no more stress.

Your (A)wor ries will van ish, your (D)soul will cleanse.

Con (Gm)fide in your (D7)ver y own (Gm)fur ni ture (G7)friends.

We’ll (F)help you set a (C7)new fash ion (F)trend.

(F)I’ll make you (F)fan cy, (F)I’ll make you great (the (Bb)kind of (Bb)gal the (Bb)prince would date.) They’ll (Gm7)write your name on the bath room (G)wall.

A (F)sport y (F)car riage to (F)ride in style, a (Bb)sex y (Bb)man boy (Bb)chauf feur “Kyle.” We’ll (A)ban ish your blem ish es, (Dm)tooth de (D)cay.

(D)Cel lu lite thighs will (Bbm6)fade a way, and (F)oh what the hey… Have a Bi chon Fri (F)sé!

(C7)Nip and tuck here and there to (F)land that prince with the per fect hair.

(C7)Lip stick lin ers, shad ows, blush, to (F)get that prince with the sex y tush.

(C7)Luck y day, hunk buf fet.

(F)You and your prince take a roll in the hay.

(C7)You can spoon on the moon (F)with the prince to this tune.

(C7)Don’t be drab; you’ll be fab.

(F)Your prince will have rock hard abs.

(C7)Cheese souf flé, Val en tine’s Day.

(F)Have some chick en fric as see.

(C7)Nip and tuck here and there to (F)land that prince with the per fect hair.

(C7)Lip stick lin ers…