Right now, he’s (E)prob ’ly slow danc ing with a (D)bleach blonde tramp ver sion and of she’s Sha (C#7)prob ’ly get ting frisk y.

Right now, he’s (E)prob ’ly buy ing her some (D)fruit y lit tle drink think ing ’cause that she he’s (C#7)can’t gon na shoot whis key.

Right now, he’s (E)prob ’ly up be hind her with a (D)pool stick, show ing her (C#7)how to shoot a com bo.

Oh, and And he he don’t don’t know know

that I I (D)dug my key in (F#m)to the side of his (D)pret ty lit tle souped up (F#m)four wheel drive,

(D)carved my name in (F#m)to his leath er seat.

I took a (D)Lou is ville Slug ger to both head lights,

(D)slashed a hole in all four tires,

and (D)may be next time he’ll think be fore he

cheats.

Right now, she’s (E)prob ’ly up sing ing some a (D)white trash tramp ver sion and of she’s Sha (C#7)ni a ka ra o ke.

Right now, she’s (E)prob ’ly say ing, “I’m drunk” (D)fruit and he’s a drink think ing ’cause that she he’s (C#7)can’t gon na get luck y.

Right now, he’s (E)prob ’ly dab bing on her three a (D)dol lar’s worth of that (C#7)bath to room a co logne.

Oh, and And he he don’t don’t know know

that I I (D)dug my key in (F#m)to the side of his (D)pret ty lit tle souped up (F#m)four wheel drive,

(D)carved my name in (F#m)to his leath er seat.

I took a (D)Lou is ville Slug ger to both head lights,

(D)slashed a hole in all four tires,

and (D)may be next time he’ll think be fore he

cheats.

be fore he

cheats.

I might have (E)saved a lit tle trou ble for the (D)next girl,

’cause the (B)next time that he cheats,

oh,

you know it won’t be on

me.

No,

not on

me.

’Cause I (D)may be next time he’ll think be fore he (B)cheats.

Oh,

(D)may be next time he’ll think

be fore he

cheats.

Oh,

be fore he

cheats.

Oh...