I read the (Bm7)news to day, oh (Em)boy,

a bout a luck y man who (Am)made the grade.

And though the news was rath er (Em)sad,

well, I just had to laugh.

I saw the pho to graph.

He blew his (Bm7)mind out in a (Em)car;

he did n’t no tice that the (Am)lights had changed.

A crowd of peo ple stood and (Em)stared.

They’d seen his face be fore; (Em)no bod y was real ly sure if (Em)he was from the House of (C)Lords.

I saw a (Bm7)film to day, oh (Em)boy;

the En glish ar my just had (Am)won the war.

A crowd of peo ple turned a (Em)way,

but I just had to look, (Em)no bod y was real ly sure if (Em)he was from the House of (C)Lords.

hav ing (Em)read the (C)book.

I’d (Bm)love to turn

(G)you

(Em)on.

Woke up, fell out of bed,

dragged a comb a cross my (D5)head.

Found my (E)way down stairs and (B7)drank a cup, and (E)look ing up, I (B7)no ticed I was late.

Found my (E)coat and grabbed my hat

made the bus in sec onds (D5)flat.

Found my (E)way up stairs and (B7)had a smoke.

And (E)some bod y spoke and I (B7)went in to a dream.

(C)Ah.

(C)Ah.

(Em)now they know how man y holes it (Em)takes to fill the Al bert Hall.

I’d love to (Bm)turn

(G)you

(Em)on.