(C)Why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm)her, a (C)frail and fluf fy (G9)beau (G)ty?
(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm)fer a (C)sol id (G7)girl like (C)me?
She’s a froth y lit tle (Dm7)bub (G7)ble
with a (G7)flim sy kind of (C)charm.
And with ver y lit tle (Am7)trou ble
I could break her lit tle (Em)arm!
Oh, (C)why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm)her, so (C)ob vious ly un (G9)u (G7)sual?
(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm7)fer a (C)u sual (G7)girl like (C)me?
Her (F)cheeks are a pret ty shade of (C)pink,
but (F)not an y pink er than a (C)rose is.
Her (F)skin may be del i cate and (C)soft,
but (Am)not an y (D)soft er than a (G7)doe’s is.
(C)Her (F)neck is no whit er than a (C)swan’s,
she’s (F)on ly as dain ty as a (C)dais y.
She’s (F)on ly as grace ful as a (C)bird,
so (Am)why is the (D)fel low go ing (G7)doe’s is.
(C)Her (G7)cra zy?
Oh, (C)why would a fel low want a (F)girl like (Dm7)her, a (C)girl who’s mere ly (G9)love (G7)ly?
(C)Why can’t a fel low ev er (F)once pre (Dm7)fer a (C)girl who’s (G7)mere ly (C)me?
(C)me?
What’s the mat ter with the (Dm)man?
What’s the mat ter with the (G7)man?
What’s the mat ter with the (C)man?
This page shows “Stepsisters' Lament” by Rodgers & Hammerstein in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of C at 140 BPM, a comfortable easy-level arrangement perfect for first-time learners.