Hon ey, (CN.C.)what you cry in’ at?
You’re not (CN.C.)los in’ him to that.
Both her (CN.C.)hair and shoes are flat!
And (F)why is she so rude?
Wipe your (CN.C.)tears, it’s no big thing.
You were (CN.C.)meant to wear his ring!
(Eb6/9)Cheer up, chin (CN.C.)up, it’s time to bring (Eb6/9)a (Fsus)hap py at ti tude!
(CN.C.)Keep it (Absus2)pos i (Db6/9)tive as you (Absus2)slap her (CN.C.)to the floor!
(CN.C.)Keep it (Fm7)pos i (Db6/9)tive as you (Ab)pull her hair and call her “whore”!
(Fm)You can take her in a fight.
(Gbsus2)You and he will re u nite.
(Ebsus)You know we’re (Eb)right!
We’re pos (Fbmaj7)i tive!
(Ab)Kill her!
(CN.C.)Girls.
Girls.
Vi o (CN.C.)lence is nev er wise.
Not the (CN.C.)way to win back guys.
An y (CN.C.)way, she’s twice my size.
(F)Who’s got a (CN.C.)Plan B?
Uh...
(Bb5)me!
Look at (CN.C.)her, she’s like a nun.
Show him (CN.C.)you are way more fun.
(Eb6/9)Bust out the (CN.C.)lap dance and you’ve won.
(Eb6/9)You (Fsus)off the hiz zle, (Gsus)G!
What?
Keep it (Absus2)pos i (Db6/9)tive!
Yeah!
(Absus2)Let out your in ner (Ebsus)freak!
Keep it (Fm7)pos i (Db6/9)tive!
Miss (Ab)pris sy pants won’t (Ebsus)last a week!
(Fm)You will whet his ap pe tite!
(Gbsus2)You and he will re u nite!
(Ebsus)You know we’re (Eb)right!
We’re pos (Fbmaj7)i tive!
We’re pos i (Fbmaj7)tive!
We’re pos i (Fbmaj7)tive!
We’re pos i…
Ah.
Hey!
Hey!
(Csus)Hey!
(C)Be pos i tive that (Fm7)he loves (Fm6)you and not her.
You’re (Fm7)hot ter.
(Fm6)And I bet you’re smart (Fm)er.
(Fm7)She don’t know the (Fm6)real him.
You (Fm)feel him!
So don’t (Fm6)let her steal him.
Wake him (Fm7)up like (Fm6)Sleep in’ Beau ty.
Turn his (Fm7)head with your (Fm6)red hot boo ty.
(Fm)We’ll bring the noise if you bring the funk.
It’s (D)pos i tive ly (Bbm)time to (C)shake your junk!
(Dsus)Shake, (Esus)shake, (Fsus)shake, (Gsus)shake, (Eb7sus)shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, whoo!
(C#7)Wait!
Girls, I’m (Gb)pos i (Cb)tive that we’ve (Gb)tak en this too (Db7sus)far.
(Db7)No, I’m (Ebm)po si (Cbsus2)tive this is (Gb5)Har vard, (CN.C.)not a strip per bar.
(Ebm)All this trash y carr ’yin on, (Fbsus2)that’s the rea son that he’s gone.
(Dbsus)I need a sa lon!
(Dsus)Yeah!
(CN.C.)Girls, I’m (Em7)pos i (Csus2)tive, and try (G5)not to (Csus2)get up (Dsus)set, but I’m (Em7)pos i (Csus2)tive, that it’s (G5)time for me to go bru nette.
(Em)Be ing blonde and be ing hot, (Fsus2)that got me ex act ly squat.
(Am7)Got ta show him I got more to give.
(CN.C.)No, I’m pos i tive!
I’m pos i tive.
I’m pos i tive!
This page shows “Positive” by Legally Blonde The Musical in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of C at 110 BPM, a slightly more challenging arrangement — practice each phrase slowly first.