Online

by Brad Paisley

Loading song
Fetching song
1
Play in Full ModesMore Songs for Kids
Lyrics

I work (F)down at the (C)Piz za Pit and and (G)I drive an (F)old Hyun (C)dai.

And I still (D)live with my (C)mom and dad, room I’m five foot three and o my ver weight.

I’m a sci fi fa (F)nat ic, a (C)mild ly asth mat ic, I’ve (G)nev er been to (F)sec ond base.

A.

But there’s a whole ’noth er me with that (C)you need to see.

to play (D)Go check in the Rose My Space.

’Cause (C)on

line I’m out in (G)Hol ly wood.

I’m six (G)for foot five (D)Klein, and I look (G)damn good.

I (C)drive a Ma ser (G)a ti, I’m a (D)black belt in ka (Em)ra te, and I (C)love a good glass of wine.

It (C)turns girls on that I’m mys (G)ter i ous.

I tell ’em (G)I don’t want and noth in’ se ri ous, ’cause (C)e ven on a (G)slow day (D)I can have a (Em)three way chat with two wom en (D)at one time.

I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line,

(G)so much cool er on (C)line.

I get (F)home, at I (C)kiss my mom and she (G)I fix es (F)me a (C)snack.

And I head (D)down to my (C)base ment bed room I’m five and fire and up my ver Mac.

I’m a In fi real (F)life ic, the (C)on ly time I’ve ic, I’ve (G)ev er e ven (F)been to L.

A.

is when I got ’noth the chance with the (C)march in’ band see.

to play (D)tu ba in the Rose Pa rade.

But (C)on

line I live in (G)Mal i bu.

I pose (G)for Cal vin (D)Klein, I’ve been in (G)G.

Q.

I’m (C)sin gle and I’m (G)rich ti, and I (D)got a set of (Em)six te, pack I (C)abs that will blow your mind.

It (C)On girls line I’m out in (G)Hol ly wood.

I’m six ’em (G)I foot five and I look damn ri good.

’cause (C)E ven on a (G)slow day (D)I can have a (Em)three way chat with two wom en (D)at one time.

I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line,

(G)yeah, I’m cool er on (C)line.

(C)line.

When you (D)got my kind of stats, it’s hard to get a date, let a lone a (D)real girl (G)friend.

But I (D)grow an oth er foot and I (G)lose a bunch of weight ev ’ry time I log in.

(C)line.

I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line.

(G)Yeah, I’m cool er on (C)line.

(G)(Yeah, he’s (F)cool er on (C)line.)

Hey, I’m (F)cool er on (C)line.

(Oh, (G)yeah, he’s (F)cool er on (C)line.)

Yeah, I’m (F)sit tin’ on line.

Hey, I’m (F)cool er on (C)line.

Online by Brad Paisley — Easy Piano for Kids

This page shows “Online by Brad Paisley in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of G at 130 BPM, a slightly more challenging arrangement — practice each phrase slowly first.

Tips for parents & teachers

  • Start at 50% tempo using the BPM control. Speed up only when your child can play through without stopping.
  • Turn on the metronome from the top bar to build steady rhythm.
  • Use the segmented OFF / C / 1 button to toggle note labels on the staff and keys — kids learn note names faster with letters showing.
  • Tap a measure number on the timeline to jump to a specific section for repeat practice.

Frequently asked questions

Is "Online" good for a child learning piano?
Yes — this color-coded arrangement is designed for ages 4-12. Each note is colored by pitch so kids match colors to keys, no music reading required. Lyrics sit under every note for sing-along play.
What age can start with "Online"?
Children as young as 4 can follow the color-coded notes. By age 6-7 most kids can play through the song themselves with light guidance. Parent help is recommended for the first few sessions.
Do we need a piano teacher to use this?
No — the color-coded format is designed to be self-explanatory. Parents with no music background can supervise. Teachers can also use it as an introductory lesson tool.
Can we print the sheet music?
Yes — tap "Download Sheet Music" above for a free printable PDF with the same color-coded notes that appear on screen.
How many chords does "Online" use?
Just 6 chords: C, D, Em, F, G, Gsus2. Take it one section at a time.
What other Brad Paisley songs work for kids?
Try "LETTER TO ME", "TWO PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE", "TICKS". All play with color-coded notes; pick a familiar tune to keep kids engaged.