I work (F)down at the (C)Piz za Pit and and (G)I drive an (F)old Hyun (C)dai.
And I still (D)live with my (C)mom and dad, room I’m five foot three and o my ver weight.
I’m a sci fi fa (F)nat ic, a (C)mild ly asth mat ic, I’ve (G)nev er been to (F)sec ond base.
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But there’s a whole ’noth er me with that (C)you need to see.
to play (D)Go check in the Rose My Space.
’Cause (C)on
line I’m out in (G)Hol ly wood.
I’m six (G)for foot five (D)Klein, and I look (G)damn good.
I (C)drive a Ma ser (G)a ti, I’m a (D)black belt in ka (Em)ra te, and I (C)love a good glass of wine.
It (C)turns girls on that I’m mys (G)ter i ous.
I tell ’em (G)I don’t want and noth in’ se ri ous, ’cause (C)e ven on a (G)slow day (D)I can have a (Em)three way chat with two wom en (D)at one time.
I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line,
(G)so much cool er on (C)line.
I get (F)home, at I (C)kiss my mom and she (G)I fix es (F)me a (C)snack.
And I head (D)down to my (C)base ment bed room I’m five and fire and up my ver Mac.
I’m a In fi real (F)life ic, the (C)on ly time I’ve ic, I’ve (G)ev er e ven (F)been to L.
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is when I got ’noth the chance with the (C)march in’ band see.
to play (D)tu ba in the Rose Pa rade.
But (C)on
line I live in (G)Mal i bu.
I pose (G)for Cal vin (D)Klein, I’ve been in (G)G.
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I’m (C)sin gle and I’m (G)rich ti, and I (D)got a set of (Em)six te, pack I (C)abs that will blow your mind.
It (C)On girls line I’m out in (G)Hol ly wood.
I’m six ’em (G)I foot five and I look damn ri good.
’cause (C)E ven on a (G)slow day (D)I can have a (Em)three way chat with two wom en (D)at one time.
I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line,
(G)yeah, I’m cool er on (C)line.
(C)line.
When you (D)got my kind of stats, it’s hard to get a date, let a lone a (D)real girl (G)friend.
But I (D)grow an oth er foot and I (G)lose a bunch of weight ev ’ry time I log in.
(C)line.
I’m (G)so much (F)cool er on (C)line.
(G)Yeah, I’m cool er on (C)line.
(G)(Yeah, he’s (F)cool er on (C)line.)
Hey, I’m (F)cool er on (C)line.
(Oh, (G)yeah, he’s (F)cool er on (C)line.)
Yeah, I’m (F)sit tin’ on line.
Hey, I’m (F)cool er on (C)line.
This page shows “Online” by Brad Paisley in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of G at 130 BPM, a slightly more challenging arrangement — practice each phrase slowly first.