(A)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, ask me (Gm7)now that we’re (Bbm)cos y and (F)cling ing;
(C)well (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)bell I’d be (G7)ring ing.
From the (F)mo ment we kissed to (Bb)nite,
(C7)that’s the (F)way I’ve just got to be (Bb)have,
(C7)boy, if (F)I were a lamp I’d (Bb7)light,
or if (A)I were a (Bb7)ban ner I’d (A)wave.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, lit tle (Gm7)me with my (Bbm)qui et up (F)bring ing;
(C)well, (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)gate I’d be (G7)swing ing.
And if (F)I were a (F7)watch I’d (Bb)start (Abdim)pop ping my (F)spring;
(D7)or if (Dm7)I were a (G7)bell I’d go (Fmaj7)ding (Dm7)dong (Bbmaj7)ding (C9)dong (F)ding.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel from this (Gm7)chem is try (Bbm)les son I’m (F)learn ing;
(C)well (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)bridge I’d be (G7)burn ing.
Yes, I (F)knew my mo rale would (Bb)crack
(C7)from the (F)won der ful way that you (Bb)looked,
(C7)boy, if (F)I were a duck I’d (Bb7)quack,
or if (A)I were a (Bb7)goose I’d be (A)cooked.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, ask me (Gm7)now that we’re (Bbm)fond ly ca (F)ress ing;
(C)Pal, (Fm)if (F#dim)I were a sal ad I (Eb7)know I’d be (D7)splash ing my (G7)dress ing.
Or if (F)I were a (F7)sea son (Bb)I’d (Abdim)sure ly be (F)spring;
(D7)or if (Dm7)I were a (G7)bell I’d go (Fmaj7)ding (Dm7)dong (Bbmaj7)ding (C9)dong (F)ding.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (F)ding.
This page shows “If I Were A Bell” by Frank Loesser in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of Bb at 120 BPM, a slightly more challenging arrangement — practice each phrase slowly first.