A (D5)hus tler shoot in’ (E5)eight ball, for (D5)throw in’ darts ma (E5)at the wall, (D5)feel in’ damn near (E5)ten feet tall, for (D5)here she comes, Lord, (E5)help us all.
er (F#7)Old T Doub ya’s girl friend done (G7)slapped him out his chair.
We (A7)Poor old boy, it ain’t his fault, it’s (C)so hard not to (D)stare at that (E5)honk y tonk
ba donk a donk.
Keep in’ per fect rhy thm, make you wan na swing a long.
Got it (A)go in’ on
like Don key Kong.
And (E5)oo, wee, shut my mouth, slap your grand ma.
There (F#7)ought a be a law, get the (G7)sher iff on the phone.
(A7)Lord, have mer cy, how’d she e ven (C)get them britch es (D)on that (E5)honk y tonk
ba donk a donk?
Now, (D5)hon ey, you can’t (E5)blame her for (D5)what her ma ma (E5)gave the her.
(D5)It ain’t right to (E5)hate feet her for (D5)work in’ in that (E5)mon ey mak er (F#7)Band shuts down at two, but we’re (G7)hang in’ out till three.
We (A7)hate to see her go, his fault, but, (C)Lord, to watch her (D)leave with that (E5)honk y tonk
ba donk a donk.
Keep in’ per fect rhy thm, make you wan na swing a long.
Got it (A)go in’ on
like Don key Kong.
And (E5)oo, wee, shut my mouth, slap your grand ma.
There (F#7)ought a be a law, get the (G7)sher iff on the phone.
(A7)Lord, have mer cy, how’d she e ven (C)get them britch es (D)on that (E5)honk y tonk
ba donk a donk?
Now, We don’t (A7)care a bout the drink in’, bare ly lis ten to the band.
Our (E5)hands, they start to shak in’ when she gets the urge to dance.
Driv in’ (F#7)ev ’ry bod y cra zy, you (G7)think you fell in love.
Boys, you (A7)bet ter keep your dis tance, you can (C)look, but you can’t (D)touch that
That honk y tonk ba donk a donk.
Yeah, that honk y tonk ba donk a donk.
That honk y tonk ba donk a donk.
That honk y tonk ba donk a donk.
This page shows “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins in our color-coded kid songbook view — every note is colored by pitch (red C, orange D, yellow E, green F, blue G, purple A, pink B) and the lyrics sit directly under each note, so children can sing along while they play. The song is in the key of E at 200 BPM, a slightly more challenging arrangement — practice each phrase slowly first.