Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover

“The prob lem is all in side your (B)head,” she said to me;

“the an swer is eas y if you (B7)take it log i c’lly.

I’d like to help you in your (B7)strug gle to be free; there must be fif ty ways to leave your (B)lov er.”

She said, “It’s real ly not my (B7)hab it to in trude; fur ther (D#dim)more, I hope my mean ing won’t be (B7)lost or mis con strued.” And then But (D6)I’ll re peat my self al at the (B7)risk of be ing crude; there must be fif ty ways to leave your (Em)lov er,

fif ty ways to leave your (Em)lov er.

Just slip out the (G)back, Jack;

make a new (Bb6)plan, Stan; you don’t need to be (C7)coy, Roy, just get your self (G)free.

Hop on the bus, Gus; you don’t need to dis cuss much;

just drop off the (C7)key, Lee, and get your self (G)free.

Slip out the (G)back, Jack;

make a new (Bb6)plan, Stan; you don’t need to be (C7)coy, Roy, just lis ten to (G)me.

Hop on the bus, Gus; you don’t need to dis cuss much;

just drop off the (C7)key, Lee, and get your self (G)free.

Slip out the (G)free.

She said, “It grieves me so to (B)see you in such pain; I wish there was some thin’ I could do to (B7)make you smile a gain.” I said, “I ap (D6)pre ci ate that, and (B7)would you please ex plain a bout the (Am7)fif ty ways?”

(G)free.

Slip out the (G)back, Jack;

make a new (Bb6)plan, Stan; you don’t need to be (C7)coy, Roy, just lis ten to (G)me.

Hop on the bus, Gus; you don’t need to dis cuss much;

just drop off the (C7)key, Lee, and get your self (G)free.