Wel come to Won der (Bm)land.

My God, it’s half past (G7)eight.

Who cares if you came (Em7)late.

We don’t care where you’ve (F#)been.

You’re gon na fit right (Bm)in.

A lit tle fun de (G7)tour.

A lit tle cra zy, (Em7)sure.

Don’t get all in se cure.

(Bm)Par don me, but (Bm)have you seen (Bm)some one look ing (E7)like a queen (G)sharp en ing a (D)guil lo tine?

(C)Prob ’ly just as well.

(Bm)She’s ca pri cious (Bm)as can be, (Bm)lop ping heads off (E7)by de cree.

(G)This week sev ered (D)for ty three; (C)cut ting them pell mell.

(Bm)What a par ty!

Has it start ed (C)snow

(Bm)ing?

Ev ’ry one not com ing will be (C)go

(F#7sus4)ing.

(Bm)Do you know the Queen of Hearts’ new (C)or

(Bm)ders?

They’re the same as al ways: close the (C)bor

(F#)ders.

(Bm)Could she be the (Bm)one, you know?

(Bm)Tin Man, Li on, (E7)or Scare crow?

(G)Wait, that’s from a (D)dif f’rent show.

(C)Please start mak ing sense.

(Bm)Have you seen my (Bm)wal rus, dear?

(Bm)Big mous tache that’s (E7)down to here.

(G)Made the oys ters (D)dis ap pear, (C)claim ing self de fense.

(Bm)Wait, I think I think I think you (F#)think you’re dream ing.

(Bm)And when I wake up, I’ll wake You (F#7)wake up scream ing.

(Bm)We don’t think at all; we sim ply (C)feel,

(C#m7)dear.

(Bm)O K, some one tell me what’s the deal Hey, la dy, (F#)here’s the deal.

Wel come to Won der (Bm)land.

This is your new ad (G7)dress.

You’ll love it more or (Em7)less.

No time to de com (F#)press.

It’s af ter noon all (Bm)day.

There’s lots of games to (G7)play.

Fla min go lawn cro (Em7)quet.

So please en joy your (F#)stay.

(Bm)Ev ’ry day, it’s (Bm)some thing new.

(Bm)Prob lems up the (E7)old wa zoo.

(G)Ru mors of a (D)pal ace coup.

(C)Get me out ta here.

(Bm)An swers are in (Bm)short sup ply.

(Bm)Who, what, where, when, (E7)how, or why?

(G)Cross my heart and (D)hope to die.

(C)Get it in to gear.

(Bm)When your al ter e go’s in ter (C)fer

ing,

(D)self es teem can not help dis ap (C7)pear

(F#)ing.

Wel come to Won der (Bm)land.

Start rock in’ with the (G7)band.

You’re go ing so damn (Em7)fast.

Your fu ture’s in your (F#)past.

An au thor al ways (Bm)knows which way the sto ry (G7)goes.

So ti dy up loose (Em7)ends with a lit tle help from your (F#sus4)friends.

Come on and sing a long and (C#7)join our lit tle band.

Turn up the vol (F#7)ume and (B)keep (C#m)on (E)danc (F#7)in’.

Sit back, en joy your self, and (C#7)feel the riv er flow;

make sure the jour (F#7)ney’s worth the (B)things (C#m)you’re (E)chanc (F#7)in’.

We’re all a lit tle nuts, in (C#7)case you did n’t know.

Oo blee, Oo blee, oo blah.

oo blah.

We’d love to stay here but we (C#7)real ly got ta go.

Oo blee, Oo blee, oo blah.

oo blah.

(Bm)Life can be fan tas tic ev ’ry (C)min (Bm)ute for as long as you can just stay in (C)it.

Wel come to Won der (Bm)land where ev ’ry thing you (G7)see, I mean from “A” to (Em)“Z,” ain’t what it seems to (F#)be.

Wel come to Won der (Bm)land.

Set phas ers up to (G7)stun.

Turn out the lights when (Em)done.

Good luck and thanks a (F#)ton.

Ciao, ba by.

Got ta run.