(Ab)I know that the bar clos es at e lev (Db)en,

but (Ab)I hope you nev er fin ish that beer.

(Ab)You know all the words to “Just Like Heav (Db)en,”

and (Eb)I know why he wrote them now that you’re stand ing right here.

Oh, (Ab)one night I was bored in bed and (Db)stalked you on the (Eb)in ter net.

It’s (Ab)fem i nine in tu i tion, ’cause I (Db)al ways had a vi sion of us (Eb)stand ing like this.

All (Ab)pressed up in the bath room line, you’re (Db)look ing like an an gel on the (Eb)walls of Ver sailles.

The (Ab)most a live I’ve ev er been, but (Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might drop dead.

And I feel like I might throw up: left hook, right punch to the gut.

You’re so, so pret ty, boy.

I’m (Eb)par a noid I made you up.

Yeah, I’d love it if you walked me home, if you prom ised, we could go real slow.

’Cause I got chew ing gum and a (Eb)bunch of stuff I’d like to know.

Like, have you ev er been to Ja pan or tak en that Eu ro star to France?

I’ve been drop pin’ hints all night that I’d (Eb)love if you held my hand, god damn!

And then may be we could make make out, clothes off and fall to the ground.

(Db2)Let’s go stead y, let’s go out, and (CN.C.)tell the whole damn world how (Eb)might…

(Ab)Pi sces and a Gem i ni, but I (Db)think we might go real ly (Eb)nice to geth er.

(Ab)If you let me stay the night, well, I (Db)think I might just have to (Eb)stay for ev er.

(Ab)Pi sces and a Gem i ni, but I (Db)think we might go real ly (Eb)nice to geth er.

(Fm7)If you let me stay the night, well, I (Db)think I might just have to (Eb)stay (CN.C.)for ev er.

(Ab)One night I was bored in bed and (Db)stalked you on the (Eb)in ter net.

It’s (Ab)fem i nine in tu i tion, ’cause I (Db)al ways had a vi sion of us (Eb)stand ing like this.

All (Ab)pressed up in the bath room line, you’re (Db)look ing like an an gel on the (Eb)walls of Ver sailles.

The (Ab)most a live I’ve ev er been, but (Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might,

(Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might,

(Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might (CN.C.)drop dead.